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  1. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    "male youths"
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  2. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat this is why teenagers are better or as a coping echanis for guys like him to find a teenager.

    Kill yourself
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  3. Originally posted by aldra why the fuck would he know your name unless she told him like a drama-seeking retard


    judging by his behaviour it's not the first time she's done something like that

    Yeah she told him. She was leveraging his jealously to make him…idk. But she said lately hed been a lot more attentive and stuff, but he was a bitch who didnt even wanna go out n get drunk with her. All he wants to do is work from home n golf n be with his kids n he wants her to start golfing with him. I was like “That sounds like the complete opposite of whT most women complain about. That he wants to be with yiu guys TOO much?”
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  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    why the fuck would he know your name unless she told him like a drama-seeking retard


    judging by his behaviour it's not the first time she's done something like that
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  5. Originally posted by Tyrant Okay I guess the story needs some more context. What happened? Do you know her from your hippy circles?

    No she and he are customers at work. Shes been flirty for a while but i never reciprocated. She tells me jokingly how her husband is jealous bc she talks about the hot tall guy at work, but I figured she was mostly joking n being a flirt. She called n said she was out at a bar kinda near where i was with her friends for one of their birthdays. I ignored for like 4 hours n then texted back saying i was sorry n i fell asleep. They were still there drinking. she said if i didnt answer she was gonna leave soon, and i said you really need an uber. She said if she showed up home without the car, shed get in big trouble. I showed up. Chatted. Apparently the waitress had already been told i was coming hours ago, n didnt believe i was real. Talked n had drinks for a while. Any time she got inappropriate, i just locked eyes withone of her friends n started trying to ignore her. Eventually the friends had to go and i started walking back down the block to where i was, n she came with. Meanwhile her husband is calling her like 15 times n im like “you really need to pick up the phone hes gonna think youre doing something”. N she says something like “I dont fucking care”. She goes from trying to play footsie with me n shit to actually trying to climb on me n grab me n stuff in the new bar, and so i quickly close out my tab. I tell her either shes calling an uber or im just dropping her at home bc she clearly cant drive. Shes so fucked up at some point she fakes falling down so she can have her face next to my crotch and i start scolding her “YOU NEED TO GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. UBER. NOW. WE’RE NOT DOING THIS.” Meanwhile shes telling me shell leave her husband and take care of me and she makes more money than he does and he has a tiny dick. Eventually I tell her to just gove me the keys n ill drive her home n uber myself back. She wont even getinto the car until i agree to give her a kiss “shell remember”, but i tell her shes not gonna remember much of anything and spartan kick her i to the passengers seat of her minivan. Drive her a couple blocks from her house so she can drive herself the rest of the way home. End up playing marriage counselor in the drivers seat for probably an hour. I tell her that being married for that long, probably everyone gets tempted to do dumb shit, but her husband is a good guy thatjust wants to be home with his wife and kids, n also if her fantasy man is a sweaty neckbeard junkie thatworks just above min wage and lives at home with his mother, thats really sad.

    At some point a car pulls up next to us and then backs up and pulls next to us again. I joke “I need to to uber me back before your husband shows up or something. Thats the last thing i need right now.” The guy gets out of the car and walks into the headlights and she says “Thats Scott” and i go ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW. He starts knocking on the window and I open the door and Iimmediately say “Nothing happened. She was drunk and didnt want to leave her car. All i did was drive her home.” He says WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? i say….”Ummm…remember me?”. He says OH YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME YOU MOTHERFUCKER. He reaches inside and grabs me by the throat n i just let him. He punches me once and rips my shirt and walks back to the front of his car and says to her “YOURE FUCKING DEAD YOU CUNT. WERE GETTING A FUCKING DIVORCE.” Im trying to get him to stop so i can talk to him but hes not having it. He drives off. Shes still trying to hug me and tell me shell buy me an Uber n im like NAH IM GOOD, but telling her she needs to get the guns out of the house and maybe stay in a hotel (she was a cop). I just tell her this is like exactly why i never flirted back with her, and i feel fucking awful, and to have him call or text me tomorrow so he knows nothing happened (at least on my end).

    Last thing i heard from her, he smashed all the stuff in the house, and now hes sleeping in one of the boys beds and shes sleeping in the other one, and he told the 5 and 7 year old that itll be over soon.

    Like what the actual fuck.
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  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Hitler DOOD
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  7. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]




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  8. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready your mum was born from one retarded ass-pussy

    Your mom was the retarded ass pussy, moron.
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  10. Originally posted by Aleister Crowley

    reported for posting child pornography.
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  11. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Sudo What did she do to hurt you?

    You went from busting in her to being an angsty incel petrified of any woman manipulating you. I'm genuinely curious not trying to rip on you, it's just there's clearly a story there and I'm sure it would be marginally cathartic to tell it

    She was going for some bullshit bachelors degree that would make her no money and leave her with a ton of debt so if i stayed with her id be supporting 2 people at the minimum.

    I was honest and let her know i didnt want kids ever and she agreed at first for almost a year and lied to my face like a typical woman, then it came out later she wanted kids so i was extremely afraid she would stop taking birth control and get pregnant on prupose so i told her i wanted to concentrate on myself and my goals and that we should go our seperate ways. This was back in 2013. Last i heard she married some hillbilly redneck we used to go to school with.
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  12. Kafka sweaty
    I think it has something to do with gen x being rebels so their children rebel against their parents by being normal, or maybe it’s something about the city. When I go to London I always feel inspired to do more when I see how motivated people are doing their morning runs/boxing in the park etc.
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  13. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Have the bitch pinch them just when you're about to nut up in her.

    just give you a reach under and snip at them like a pincer-bug.

    My last gf used to grab my bols when id cum in her from behind
    feels good man
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  14. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Who is up for "Assault Of The Killer Bimbos"?


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  15. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Need an official NIS chatroom but Lanny never listens.

    Fucking useless cunt.
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  16. Kafka sweaty
    You should go to be on the safe side
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  17. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Bradley If I wasn't DNA registered I would jerk off and throw the semen at people I hate or put it in my mouth and spit it at anolther person before I start fighting

    You a secks offender since your dna is registered?
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  18. Isn't Wariat Polish...he just lived in Cali when his rich family sent him to school there.
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  19. Some say Alex baldchin is a real fetishist

    Is he one of those fags who think cocaine should be illegal
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  20. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Everyone is evil no matter da age 💸💰💸
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