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2021-04-10 at 5:20 AM UTC in Whoa, I found this on a random GIF about this place
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2021-04-10 at 5:05 AM UTC in NIS fitness clubAsk her how she feels about Grown Men smoking pot and nursing a Tall boy of Coors just now. Out in the guess parking because his Ol Lady acts like an OLD LADY and wont let me get up at night to get a glass of water.
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2021-04-10 at 4:42 AM UTC in NIS fitness clubMine is a Doom style knife party. Music theme and all
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2021-04-10 at 4:40 AM UTC in I got beat up buy a Cambodian tranny from Grindr.Wait wait wait. OMG Jeffry Daumer was from Milwaukee Wi when he murdered little asian people. You´re not trying to murk them and place them in a vat or 50 gallon oil drum of acid, are you?
Bradley be eaten little asian homos like chicken wings and shit. -
2021-04-10 at 4:32 AM UTC in Buyin dumb shit with the amereican stimulus check dog im so high right now alrady sace niggaI might of been wrong about the roll over for capital gain. you can do it 100 percent if you trade land fairly outright (which another property invester might want to do to keep all capital gain) and I think its only good for 3 years or some shit.
so perhaps trade it back and forth? otherwise just wait till the property hits a huge gain and sell it and just pay the damn gains and invest the money in something else.
rent for a while in a nice 1 bedroom pimped out condo. rent a Air BnB for a year and then buy some land again. Suck dicks for free if you´re data or bradley. bradley and data should hook up and rent rooms together and then have gay parties like Fred Mercury. just all out faggot orgies. Gay or Non Gay Faggotry for all I give a fuck.
whatever makes a gay or non gay faggot happy -
2021-04-10 at 3:26 AM UTC in Buyin dumb shit with the amereican stimulus check dog im so high right now alrady sace niggaBradley The first photo you look like you´re my age. like late 40s or early 50s.
but the lower picture you look 30s for sure. balding early much? hahah
Yeah, I been thinking about investing in something. land or something I can roll over and not pay taxes other than the yearly or monthly land taxes. California Forest land is stable and taxes are like 1% so doable. like 20-50 bucks a month or some shit if there is no house on it. but I get to keep any gains if I get gains. which I dont have yet. -
2021-04-10 at 3:19 AM UTC in my life is as bad as it could possibly beor sued. not that Im rich. but yeah
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2021-04-10 at 3:18 AM UTC in my life is as bad as it could possibly beI forgot to ask if you live in a ghetto on top of all of this and get harrassed by ghetto rats daily.
because at least you can do a mass murder but do it in a way that you´re a hero. Im not advocating you take out dozens of gang bangers who give little about the lives of decent people around you. but just pointing out if you´re gonna shred up a neighborhood.. i mean.
Of course thats just me being sardonic tuff shed in a jerry seinfeld kinda way. dont kill people. I dont want to be harrassed -
2021-04-10 at 3:16 AM UTC in my life is as bad as it could possibly be
Originally posted by netstat and as good as it could possibly be
my past, present and future frozen in a block of spacetime
Can you acheive orgasms? Some meds allow you to ejaculate without the male orgasims as you get older. or not have an ejaculation at all or reverse seaman into bladder which is painful.
the next thing is can you see at least with glasses or contact or have you gone blind from cateracts?
the next thing is are you so broke and old you will never be able to save money and are on state disability but the lowest form of it?
also do you get the lowest teir of Social Security Benefits?
next is can you walk without a walker, or are you permanently in a wheelchair or get-around device?
next, can you shit normally or do you crap or piss in bags, daily and need someone to wipe your ass for you?
because only then do you really ask yourself ¨Should I stay or should I go now¨
but suicide is a sin. so you´re pretty fucked -
2021-04-10 at 3:11 AM UTC in Petition to have problematic users banned.I honestly should be banned because Im going to write a tell all as soon as I stop being addicted to internet and probably stop masturbating as much as I do. or not.
the sad thing is people died and no one thinks that´s a sad thing but rather says stupid shit like ¨Colladeral Damage on Americans¨ and ¨What makes your country any better¨ and I agree. it shoudlt be. But the truth is the people behind 9/11/01 may not have been directly George Bush or Dick Cheney but they made shitloads off of it and probably had inside info it was going to go down. and clearly Arabs paid the terrorist for it. and the terrorist like Muhammed Atta just thought they were going to a CIA trial test or actually thought they could fly the craft into a target which was laughable. not impossible if you´re determined. BUt laughable because even determined its hard to hold a craft going full speed below 10000 feet. I mean at 1000 feet the planes can be ripped apart let alone steered. they climb above 10,000 feet for a reason. at that 2 mile high altitude the planes have little air resistance because the air is very thin. and the higher they climb the smoother the ride.
tldr
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2021-04-10 at 3:02 AM UTC in Best way to stash cash
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2021-04-10 at 3:01 AM UTC in Best way to stash cash
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2021-04-10 at 2:51 AM UTC in Best way to stash cash
Originally posted by Ghost my freezer, just send it to me i'll keep it on ice for you under the bag of peas
First place theives look is Freezers. No lie. I watched a show on the crime network of where not to hide money. Freezer in frozen foods, under or inside the matress, pillows, picture albums including the covers (people peel back and place large denomination bills of thousand or higher bills inside), Attic under fiberglass insulation rolls or in (though if you go deep enough in, that might work), inside a wall pocket you cut out, inside Paintings, Inside the vault behind the painting, taped to the Water heater in the insulation with silver duct tape, on top side of ceiling rafters in garage or attic, under the floorboards of the crawl space (Luigi be finding shit), placing in water tight sealed vacuum bags and a pvc pipe with endcaps then shoved in the sewer tapout outside the house. really. put it in the bank or put it in a bankś safety deposit box except dont withdrawl money and then ask to go to your safe deposit box each time you get money. I guess its not legal in some countries. USA might be one. also the people at the bank may never steal money but they can allow a friend who is a key locksmith to come in on one skeleton crew shift and let the fucker make the second key to the box to steal money out. You cant claim money out of a safe deposit box Im told. lol. good way to fuck people over.
Dont bring your phone with you, Find a large state park. do what you stated and bring a very reliable GPS with you, mark the GPS with some red or yellow flag. walk a mile, back to your car, drop the GPS in a foil pouch. go back to the spot you flagged. Remove flags (write down the coordenance first..duh) and bury your fucking money in several areas of a park, in an area you know no one would just come along and find. Make sure you place large rocks over the stache, place coffee grounds inside and all over the fucking place so no dog will start digging. Dont eat food prior. wear brand new gloves when digging so a dog wont smell food. make sure you do it at night. Maybe go camping at a camp ground and do it there so No one will fucking know shit moonless night. bring a Infrared camera and tape over its own Infrared lights and use it to make sure no one is watching you because they will light up super bright (as in make sure no infrared light is on you. flir if you can afford it), and then bury your fucking GPS location. make sure you have it down to fractions of coord. and maybe draw a tree or take a photo with people standing in front of it with any natural rock formation as an extra backup in case you lose coords.
place the photo of the family in a family album in the safe depost box. You now have made the safest spot ever for your money to hide.
tl:dr Thats your fault. This is the best tip evererr -
2021-04-10 at 2:37 AM UTC in Best way to stash cash
Originally posted by cigreting I was thinking of putting the cash in a vacuum sealed plastic bag or bags and then into a pvc pipe sealed on both ends then burying it in the ground somewhere. Anything I am missing here?
You die, someone in 40 years finds it and is like ¨Awww.. it´s American Greenbacks. Too bad its worthless now. Petro Dollar plummeted¨ -
2021-04-10 at 2:35 AM UTC in So I just dabbed for the first time
Originally posted by CandyRein
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Candy, Im too old to get into the boxing ring with your boi toi, but When I hit the gym, I want to Arm Wrestle this cat one day. then buy you guys drinks if you ever come out to Frisco/Oakland. ill drive you guys around .. tell you shit only locals know (creepy shit too haha) like the underground tunnel systems (we could visit if you´re brave enough) and the Earthquake tour shit. I was talking to Luigi about starting a SF Black Tour (Black as in creepy shit.. sardonic humor and Witch Craft and SET and Devils Temple not people of black skin)
I would call it Dark Tour but People of Color consider Dark more offensive than Black. or I could call it Tour of Sardonia.
Luigi is evil and bitched out back to Kansas to be with his grandma and tornados like in the Wizard of Oz -
2021-04-10 at 2:31 AM UTC in So I just dabbed for the first time
Originally posted by The Self Taught Man With the enail and all and damn
I just took a little $3 dab of shatter I can totally see why people could go overboard with tjis because once you hit the snot glob sized dabs you're venturing into legit psychedelic tier platues
So my cousin is a major fucking idiot on so many levels but the biggest is his naivety towards marijuana, he fucking puts his concentrates on buds and smoked it with a lighter .. I think he may be legit brain damaged and retarded.
So yeah for daily use I'll stjvk to vaporizing flower and then dab on weekends
HOLD ON
A Self Taught Man is a drop out user name that Lanny created when a person wanted to bail on the website. I was told by someone on here why so many different A Self Taught Man existed. but that function doesnt exist now. Lanny removed it.
So who is this actual User with this name? -
2021-04-10 at 2:28 AM UTC in A shit fuck evening with nothing to do.One last thing. Not all houses in California are 3 times the national average.
You and chel could find a house in a meth capital like San Bernadoo for probably under 400k and only need 40k as a down and the mortgage would be less than a rent in coastal town in LA.
Its only like 50 miles inland and 50 miles south of LA. like between San Diego and LA in the desert area. Lots of Meth heads for Chell to straighten up. Shit she could even argue her wages fro day one to highest pay with a county. Assuming she is a Social Worker/Drug Councler? She could take some police acadamy courses and make big bucks. Have her go do the 6-8 month course. She cant be a cop after age 35 if she already wasnt one ( I found this out) but she could be a Parole Officer or some shit. Starting Pay is 80k and in like 3 years she could move to LA and make like 130k. once she´s a parole officer she could probably elected into an official Job for like 250-300k a year. Not lying.
I´ll be her Campaign Manager and we can tell Harper Reed this is a TOTSE linked site. Im sure he would help you out. Not me. I think he knows Who I am and probably hates me. I never said he was Corrupted or Guilty of Shit. I said they probably used him for being a former TOTSE ORIGINAL -
2021-04-10 at 2:21 AM UTC in A shit fuck evening with nothing to do.Also I never meant to disrespect Chell. tell her that. Because I know you told her what I said and I dont want her coming after me shooting me or some shit.
If you love her, dont leave her for good. But You need to soil your Oats, bromo. and Women usually accept that. Hell even Yoko allowed John to do that. She even set him up nwith a fine ass Chinese Model with big ass titties. but John went back to Yoko. And she is like 10 years older than John Lennon was. Like 11 years older.
Tell Chell if things work out, you save money up.. and have your way or just live in California free bird style. beach bum and dont rent but save your money. Have her transfer her Job. Whatever she does (drug councling?) pays probably 3x4 times as much. i was thinking of becoming a Social Worker but its 4 years of college and 18 month certification. I only have 2 years of college. I still might do it but its like 70k starting and after 5 years I think is like 120k a year or some shit. -
2021-04-10 at 2:17 AM UTC in A shit fuck evening with nothing to do.You´re saying you´re happy with Chell. But then you say this shit.
Its sinking in. The hUm Drum. Dont leave Chell.. just tell her you´re young and You´re going to have some breathing time. You dont have to leave her. just have an open relationship. just wrap your dick.
You would hardly spend money. Just drink Protein Drinks and smoothies and eat a steak or burger or chicken once in a while. Scarf down some serious Fish Tacos in Santa Monica or Encinada has a well known Fish Taco stand. even Venice Beach has like 3 blocks of really cool foodery shit and food trucks. Your life would be pretty cool. Dont meet people who do drugs. Stay away from people as friends. most of them will bring you down. Unless they´re really sucessful people. Dont make too close of friends with Beach Bums.. most of them are meth head cunts.
Just get laid. Wrap your dick for real (lots of fucking going on in LA.. its a meat market and people cheat on each other down there--lots)
You will be so fucking happy. You´ll come back a true Brah. You dont have to talk surfer guy by learning to surf. just be a normal guy, pick up a little of the local lexicon to chat with people. Tell people you´re from Ohio. Trust me, People respect Ohio because some of the most famous musicians and artist come out of Ohio. Lots of Film Stars like Bob Hope and Phillis Diller came out of there (but thats archaic as hell) but dont act like a bumpkin from Ohio. Say you got burned out on your banker Job in (insert your town here) and are just taking a summer off staying at a hotel. if you meet some nice lady, get a fucking room. Say the room you rented is a shitty American Extended and with the money you save, Rent an Impressive room. the hotter the lady, the better you pay. Like a Ritz in Laguna Nigel. Especially if she´s rich. Usually rich college girls or Milfs are better looking because they have better dental and boob jobs. Dont worry about ¨Her fake tits¨ enjoy. Also Rich girls usually arent as back stabbing. they didnt have it rough in life so poor meth head trailer girls are the worse kind. find a well educated girl, dont talk much. just say you were a bank manager going to Ohio State
I wouldnt lie about my age (you dont need to) I would fake it until I make it. But keep your fakes small and few. and never double back because they will know and blow you off. Tell them later you were born in the bay area. If someone you really like says ¨Me Too¨ Text me and Ill let you know what to say to her. Tell her you missed the Bay Area but your parents took a job in Ohio to buy a house they liked and you got stuck there and went to LA but are California local . if things go off track. Do whatever. lie, dont lie. get laid and be yourself
but people fake some shit.
I am talking too much now. Let me know if you need me to be like that Cyrano de Bergerac -
2021-04-10 at 2:03 AM UTC in A shit fuck evening with nothing to do.Fona living out of his brand new leased Lexus on the beach of San Diego or LA where he can crash in his Lexus SUV or rent a fucking Oddesey Van and throw a Matress in the back of it and deliver pizzas for 10 hours a fucking day 4 days a week and on off days when few people are at the beach, he could be learning to surf, getting a tan, have money in the bank building up and be beach bum. maybe even pitch a tent in the summer and meet attractive college ladies on summer break or even some sexy older MILFs renting a hotel for the weekend to get away from Hubby or Boyfriend.
DUDE. I told you before and I´ll tell you again. GO WEST. Lease a fucking SUV and Deliver Grub Hub all day long and dont bother with Uber and people. fuck them. you make more money but you spend more money. just deliver food and car parts or some shit 4 days a week. 2 days on, Thurs off, work fri and sat and or whatever. Sun Mon Tues wed and thurs off.
