2017-05-29 at 6:50 AM UTC
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ATTN: Lanny
Originally posted by mashlehash
If I took Lanny on a date, I would buy cheap wine.
If mash took me on a date I'd drink his cheap wine.
Then his semen. But only if he treated me right.
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Originally posted by Malice
I've got it.
Lanny, do you have a vague memory of when I posted, possibly in a relevant thread, an idea I'd had for a while as the most effective torture method? It involved using substances in animal studies, mainly on rats, that induced apoptosis, cell death, for certain receptors in the brain. This is used, for example to study how what developmental and behavioral differences may arise from a complete lack of serotonin. I won't reiterate it, but it came to me when I realized that you could increase a person's capacity for suffering and trap them into a nightmarish perpetual state, without reprieve, where they would be locked in and forcibly, cruelly, kept alive in a hospital for the rest of their lives.
Then I had another thought for an optimal variation of it. The infamous prolific hitman known as "The Iceman". One of the FBI agents who was undercover and working to infiltrate the criminal organization he was involved in and bring him down stated that one of his personal favorite murder devices was an old school perfume bottle, the one with the air sack you squeeze, to aerosolize a mixture of sodium cyanide and a solvent. Due to the particularly high bioavailability of the intranasal route, direct contact with the olfactory neurons completely bypassing the blood brain barrier for some substances, this would be an almost guaranteed death sentence, just breathing in the tiniest amount. The agent said that he knew that if he ever saw him pull it out he was in immediate risk of death and would need to open fire as quickly as possible.
The simple solution would be to use the second method, except using a simple mixture of flubromazolam, an extremely potent benzo, the most potent I am aware of (There could be others used in research with even higher potency), that also has very strong sedative effects, and ethanol. You would essentially have the closest thing to an effective knockout gas available.
During the Moscow theatre hostage crisis an aerosolized benzodiazepine was one of the main substances speculated to be used: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moscow_theater_hostage_crisis
Of course, as the above suggests, it wouldn't be a gas, simply very finely aerosolized. Another option, to go even further, would be to add DMSO so that even if a sufficient dosage does not enter the nasal and buccal cavities it will still penetrate the skin, further improving efficacy. And at the right dosage, since in this case the purpose, as will become clear, will certainly not be to avoid serious harm or risk of death (administer an antagonist of some other effective treatment for high level benzodiazepine overdose (This information would be very easy to find)), incapacitation would occur so rapidly that they would be helpless.
The next step would be to administer the drugs by simple injection, intrathecal administration being the most effective in this case, and a feasible ROA due to the state of the victim. Now, you may ask, how would you acquire them? Where do researchers acquire them? In my search for a source of phenelzine someone pointed me towards a website they had used for tranylcypromine (Parnate). Normally they require verification, but not all do, even if they should. Simply using the right language when stating what his intended use for it was, possibly an EDU email (you can buy these, I bought one to use with Amazon Prime), was enough for him. It's simple. Of course it would be best not to have this traceable to you, but of course this is no problem.
What would be one of their most valued traits, something that so profoundly affects their lives, that they are dependent on to maintain their current life, that they would most hate to lose, for someone like Lanny? Their intelligence.
You wake up with a USB drive, untraceable, that contains a recording of the entire process, so you can be sure it occurred. The IV entry is verifiable as well. You have a note telling you the timeframe over which the effects will occur, how you will lose a considerable amount of your cognitive ability, even being driven to average would be enough. You rush to an emergency room, of course a serious police and medical investigation is done, but even if they identify the substance, they are powerless to stop it. The cells targeted will die, you hear the message you dread the most, "There is nothing they can do for you."
And after waking there was one more detail you remember. A bouquet had been left to you. The small card attached simply showed the name "Algernon".
Operation Flowers for Algernon
truly terrifying from someone who struggles to leave their home.
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2017-05-29 at 3:26 AM UTC
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HTS-Phoenix Fan Club
Originally posted by infinityshock
stop being retarded and follow the simple flow chart
stop being retarded and make sweet heterosexual love to a transexual
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One more entry in a long list of reasons comcast needs to be trust-busted into the dirt.
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2017-05-28 at 5:55 PM UTC
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2017-05-28 at 8:42 PM UTC
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Dargo: The Psychologist
Originally posted by Malice
I also had my doubts, but this is a pretty plausible answer. It provides a realistic and believable explanation for everything, and many of these are addressing simple misunderstandings.
While everything in that post seems reasonable it still leaves us with zero positive evidence.
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Originally posted by RisiR †
You took Arnox, faggot. RIP.
that shit makes vaccines look like aspirin
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2017-05-28 at 6:41 AM UTC
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beta vs. Beta
Originally posted by Dargo
Yea, females are default beta. Even if it's an 'beta female' (lol), she'd still be beta in comparison to males.
you can not be a psychologist
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Originally posted by Malice
Why haven't you taken the autism quotient test?
Oh yeah, forgot to respond to this
Originally posted by Malice
That isn't true! How on earth would receiving a low score on it point to autism? Even not taking it doesn't point to autism, it merely increases my suspicion. Of course I can't definitely assume that it demonstrates autism.
so if I were to have taken the test and received a low score you would consider my reporting that to you as evidence against the autism hypothesis?
Take the damn test already, every single one of your arguments has been invalidated. The leftist phase was bad enough, but if you continue this I am revoking your right to call yourself a rationalist ever again. You are a dogmatist like most marxist(s)
(sympathizers).
mmm, telling people you're winning an argument. Highly sophistical rhetorical stratagem. I should take note of this masterstroke.
You completely ignored subsequent commentary. I'm actually watching your full video now because I enjoy the music you have playing, it eventually creates a pleasant ambient atmosphere, despite yourself
I know right? Haven't listened to much postrock lately, I dig it. Kinda reminds me of cougar.
embedded bandcamp linkI may just write up an extensive analysis based on it if you don't take it. Do you want me to send writing to your mother urging you to convince you to be diagnosed, devoting up to a week into crafting the perfectly manipulative letter, with supporting material for evidence, so that you will be nagged intermittently until the day she dies? Why would she? Because I can make it seem like it explains everything she may have wondered about while raising you, particularly during your childhood, provide the most jarring statistics on outcomes in order to evoke fear about what it may lead to in life, the enormous hardships and pitfalls you'll face without some form of intervention and therapy, a proper diagnosis, even convince her it could lead to your death, posing as an anonymous friend of yours, providing countless data points from my autistic memory banks to make it appear undeniable.
You know I have the power to do this. I am amplified by Nardil right now. My hiki lifestyle gives me unlimited time to devote myself to this. I can concentrate my powers and hone my weaponized autism on you like a death ray Tesla would have only dreamed about.
I could go even further and prove this is your account, that you own the site, and show her my collection of the worst things you've admitted to on here, the things that you would the most if they were revealed to people in your life, which you've admitted could go so far as to cost you your occupation. Of course I wouldn't do that because it would be against my current inclinations, I'd hate to use the term "code", but the above, that may certainly be justifiable.
*cringe*
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Originally posted by Captain Falcon
Also Lanny, do you know where I learnt the word "munted"?
No, please tell me. Also where you learned the word "learnt"
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Originally posted by Captain Falcon
I think there is a pretty big fucking spectrum of fuckedupness between developing a boner while a little girl bounces on your lap, and watching child pornography.
I actually think it is stupid and fucked up that most elements of society treat pedophiles like they're just monsters, with no nuance or sympathy or understanding. For example, I think pedos should be able to access animated CP; it's completely victimless and I imagine it would be better than letting them remain unmilked and frustrated, because what would you rather have in the world, pedophiles who watch CP in the dark and are otherwise perfectly normal, or a horny pedophile who is getting increasingly more frustrated because he has no release?
But at the same time, acknowledge that you are munted, and seek help. I think there is plenty of evidence that pedophilia is a mental illness. For example, on average pedophiles have a significantly lower IQ than normal, and on average suffer from head injuries at twice the rate as normal. Similarly, there are many examples of people developing pedophilia and other paraphilias due to neurological abnormalities and illnesses (including brain tumors).
So in the same way as a schizophrenic, I don't think pedophiles are simply "bad". That's a super naive way to look at life. But it needs to be acknowledged, both by society and by them, that they are mentally ill, and if they have any shame or humanity, pedophiles need to acknowledge this and put aside their temporary, present idea of enjoyment or comfort from just continuing to indulge it ("who am I hurting? Why does it matter if I'm happy?") and actually seek help.
Post last edited by Captain Falcon at 2017-05-26T13:46:54.224979+00:00
The britishisms continue. The mask slowly slips.
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2017-05-26 at 5:42 AM UTC
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beta vs. Beta
iss=> SELECT username, COUNT(*) AS autisms FROM "ISS_post" JOIN "ISS_poster" AS p ON p.id = author_id WHERE content ILIKE '%autism%' GROUP BY username ORDER BY autisms DESC LIMIT 30;
username | autisms
---------------------+---------
Malice | 208
The Self Taught Man | 97
Lanny | 56
Sophie | 55
aldra | 27
Bill Krozby | 27
cerakote | 20
Captain Falcon | 15
Dargo | 15
SCronaldo_J_Trump | 14
hydromorphone | 13
thelittlestnigger | 13
Enter | 12
Discount Whore | 11
mmQ | 11
Darth Beaver | 10
snab_snib | 10
greenplastic | 9
1337 | 9
yum | 8
Kek | 7
Michael Myers | 7
Oasis | 7
Dissociator | 7
reject | 6
antinatalism | 6
Phoenix | 6
Ajax | 6
infinityshock | 6
Totse 2001 | 5
(30 rows)
Well there's some SQL I never thought I was going to write
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2017-05-26 at 5:32 AM UTC
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beta vs. Beta
literally the universe itself has realized I'm the best
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2017-05-26 at 5:36 PM UTC
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Dargo: The Psychologist
Originally posted by Captain Falcon
It's fucking impossible to do that. Everything can be easily conjured via Google. You can just look up academic papers and find some technical shit in there.
I'm not convinced that's true. At least in CS you can tell pretty quickly what a person's level of training is if you push on their technical opinions a bit. Yes the state of the art is publically available but I guarantee you, no one is going to put in the effort necessary to feign a qualified opinion convincingly. Malice has more spare time than like three normal humans combined to research his interests and it's still pretty obvious he has no formal training. I'm not saying citizen science isn't a thing or non-valuable, but I am saying it's distinguishable from structured education.
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also I do have a dedicated lime cutting knife because I don't want to dull the others prematurely with the acid.
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it's not the length of the barrel, it's how you use it.
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Originally posted by Malice
Oh well. *shrugs* Were you sober?
I don't remember, chances are no, I did have to answer like 50 boring questions. And if that isn't occasion to drink I don't know what is.
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Hey, Discount Whore, what do you do for a living? Have you mentioned it on here before?
Originally posted by Captain Falcon
For example, on average pedophiles have a significantly lower IQ than normal, and on average suffer from head injuries at twice the rate as normal. Similarly, there are many examples of people developing pedophilia and other paraphilias due to neurological abnormalities and illnesses (including brain tumors).
The typical argument here is these are artifacts of sampling bias, which seems like a pretty good point. Almost any criminal population is going to have below average IQ scores, intelligence being a key factor in not getting into a situation where you get administered an IQ test because it's been discovered you're a pedophile. It also seems unsurprising that head trauma is a positive correlate with low IQ. Also a thing (i.e. pedophilia) being a symptom of brain injury doesn't indicate the only possible cause of that thing is brain injury. People have produced beautiful works of art or had deep insights after experiencing brain trauma, this doesn't mean everyone who ever wrote a song was dropped on their head as a baby until they became creative.
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Originally posted by Oasis
i love her so much
I know right? The glorious californian motherland is really something to behold
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