Lol, I'm not taking your test because it doesn't even quality as a test, any outcome including not taking it points to autism in your mind. You've created the most laughably unfalsifiable internet diagnosis I can imagine.
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2017-05-28 at 6:02 PM UTC
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beta vs. Beta
Jessi now goes by the name Damien and prefers to be refereed to with they/them pronouns
They said six years later they are now able to help others deal with online harassment
Lol, whatever sympathy I had for the girl just shriveled up and died.
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2017-05-29 at 6:33 PM UTC
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
The true measure of a man is not in what he receives, but rather, what he gives to others. I have given more Thanks than you, which makes me better than you.
Originally posted by -SpectraL
I am the 8th user to register on this site. You are the 197th. That's a lot of seniority and tenure, Rodent.
No spectral, clearly the true measure of a man is the semi-random number a database sticks on them
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2017-05-29 at 10:11 PM UTC
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
You've only Thanked people 280 times. Over 300 for me.
slut
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2017-05-29 at 9:22 PM UTC
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lol, and so the paranoia starts to seep in
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Originally posted by Sophie
Doesn't 'past' refer to time?
It can be used both in the temporal and positional sense. "Past" would be the correct term in this case since it's a preposition while "passed" is a verb.
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Originally posted by RisiR †
Is it the 29 Autism?
Young autism, why you stimmin so hard?
Why these autists spergin so hard?
Why you hang with 12 tards?
Why you pullin' all these disability cards?
29 Autism, got his hair in a mat,
29 Autism, not some rainman,
But I pull up on you, remember details from way back
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2017-05-29 at 7:03 PM UTC
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fucken all tony montana, squatted down, hip firing an automatic rifle, screaming in the streets of San Francisco "IM SO FUCKING BORED"
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the suicide squad, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret suicides, and I killed myself over 300 times, confirmed. I am trained in gorilla self-termination and I’m the top self-harmer in the entire US emo scene. You are nothing to me but just recipient of a suicide note. I will wipe myself the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of depression patients across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the suicide, maggot. The suicide that wipes out the pathetic little thing you I call my life. I'm fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill myself in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed self-harm, but I have access to the entire arsenal of a suburban home and I will use it to its full extent to wipe my miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy suicide your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon me, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now I'm paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over myself and I will drown in it. I'm fucking dead, kiddo.
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Originally posted by Malice
Lanny isn't going to admit it, but he likely has thought of totse/zoklet members while masturbating, at least imagining them in certain scenarios.
And, of course you can perfectly heterosexual IRL, with no attraction to males (although you have admitted to, in your own words, acting "gay as fuck" when drunk (and with whoever the people that you act this way around are) and still masturbate to gay porn. No, really, I genuinely stating I believe/agree with this. What you find arousing mentally can be vastly different from what occurs when actually around others. There are various reasons why straight men might masturbate to gay porn. I've done it a few times.
Just look at this, 40K subs. Although, it is Reddit, after all. But, then again, Lanny certainly does fit into a certain SF cliche. https://www.reddit.com/r/TotallyStraight/
You've also admitted to fapping to gay erotica.
I don't know how this has progressed/changed over the years, and of course I could bring up much more supporting evidence, but it does make you wonder. Have you ever questioned/analyzed your sexuality while on LSD?
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Originally posted by aldra
yeah, would be nice if we could randomise mark/word once a day or week or something. a scoreboard would be nice too
Yeah, scoreboard is a good idea. I thought about changing people's user titles to "victim of incest" after they lost as well, but figured it might annoy some.
Originally posted by mmQ
Another question: can you be marked more than once at the same time, as in there are 3 participants, A has B, B has A, and C joins..
Yes, your mark is just a random member of the people currently playing, so you can be marked by several players. I thought about this a bit, not sure I like it. It puts people who start early at a disadvantage since the earlier you join the more chances you have to pick up a word. I considered the alternative of making the person with the fewest taboo words be the one marked by any new entrant but the issue there is people will tend to pair off, each pair that joins will have each other as marks while I like the asymmetry of "hunting" one person and being "hunted" by another. Maybe the answer is some geometric distribution over number of times a person is marked so people who are not heavily marked will get picked more but you still get more picks further down the list.
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2017-05-29 at 9:36 AM UTC
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The subjective experience...
...of applying pressure to a blade with the intent (psychological) to slice through some vegetable and realizing not until half way through the stoke that in addition to the foodstuff you are cutting, your finger is also being cut into, because the time it takes for a chemical reaction signaling pain to travel from your finger to your brain is less than the sum of cognitive latency in decision making an the time to exert muscle control. In that moment the introduction of the mental object "finger" is imperfect, it merges in the mind with the notion of vegetable, especially if it poses similar resistance characteristic. For a second you are, in your mental model of the world, cutting a finger/vegetable (a term German would be much better equipped to address, is it any wonder Kant wrote in the language that reduces the entirety of our world into noun-sequences?). In that moment we achieve physio-mental unity with the vegetable. Literally in all our world there is no notion for vegetable, none for my finger, all that exists is the finger/vegetable and insofar as the human experience is concerned nothing is more real than finger/vegetable. The heideggerian nature of finger/vegetable's being remains at once a mystery and intimate like a lover. Truly this is what it means to be... salad fingers
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2017-05-28 at 7:23 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Number13
Do those actually show anything though? I mean yours is 3246 and that's both a massive amount to bot sign up and I think far far more users than this site ever had.
Did it ever get randomised lanster?
Technically the id number order is undefined so that the DB can make some optimizations by not needing to maintain that constraint. There are situations like when two user creation transactions are live simultaneously that it's advantageous to set aside ids when the transactions start, not knowing which is going to finish first, so you don't have to rollback and reexecute if they don't finish in the expected order. Or if one fails but had the preceding PK but the other already completed, there's just no way to rollback once the transaction is committed. In practice though it's fairly rare and the number of concurrent transactions like this is pretty low so if your id is lower than someone else's it's very likely you joined before them.
The reason some people's ids are high is because we get a lot of spambots and alts. Spectroll claims to have registered a ton in anticipation of being banned but I haven't checked. The actual number of users in the database right now is 3591, although obviously the majority of them have few or no posts.
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2017-05-29 at 9:38 AM UTC
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The subjective experience...
also the fact that radiohead was influenced indirectly by BoC's geogaddi is wierd to me. I kinda considered them contemporaries.
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but that means my opinion of music also exists in your head, meaning you're also wrong. Pair of fucking docks
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Originally posted by Malice
Can you imagine the feeling when, after all this time, you've always felt your meatspace and virtual lives would easily remain separate, that you were protected by privacy and anonymity.
Long ago I realized it's not that hard to tie my posting here to my real identity. It would be awkward but I'd deal with it, ultimately I don't think there's anything _that_ damaging you could pull up. Racist rants from when I was a teenager, occasional reports from an awkward love life, and drunkposting aren't really going to surprise any I know in reality.
As for a physical threat, well I'm just not convinced you personally are capable of doing me any real harm.
I'm not really clear why you take such transparent delight in imagining that you scare me though. You know that you've done terrible things to your self through your anti-social behavior, you know you need to learn to deal with people, I don't know why you try so hard to alienate one of very few people, potentially the only person, who would take time out of their day to help you.
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I love gyros.
Originally posted by Malice
Oh, and one more thing, Lanny. My cryptocurrency investment strategy isn't outlandish.
OK malice, tell us about your investment strategy. Show us a model, something quantifiable beyond "it looked promising lol".
Just a few months ago if you had invested in a few currencies that were sound and had promising developments and potential you could have made a 10x return. Bitcoin, Ethereum, DASH, Litecoin, and Monero have all experienced a many fold increase in value over the last three months. Bitcoin had the lowest return at around 2-3x, the rest were between 5-10x.
I can name a lot of investments that would have made 10x returns, but alas, hindsight.
Honestly, you're in the fucking financial sector of SF and are too much of a pussy to invest in anything other than index funds.
Are you going to be satisfied with mediocrity and complacency for the rest of your life. Of course I'm not one to berate you on this specific issue, but if you have the potential you really should set higher goals. It could help you get out of this slump, maybe learning something novel and fascinating, then applying it and succeeding, could help get you out of this slump.
Well "mediocre and complacent" financial strategies have put me in a position of being able to more or less retire tomorrow while your fortune-favors-the-bold approach has you living on SSI and selling personal belongings to stay afloat. I was going to preface that with "sorry to sound like a jerk" but you did just call me a pussy, so you know, I'm not particularly worried when telling you that your ideas about how to make and manage money are fucking dogshit. You act like anyone who doesn't obsess over your particular set of fetishes is just unthinkably ignorant or lazy or is "following the herd" blindly, but in reality you're just too far up your own ass to see the world is more complicated than the occasional intersection of reality and your pet theories. I take a certain investment stance for a reason and I assure you with the amount of money that rides on it I've put more thought into it than you.
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Ryo Fukui is actually good
Nomak is decent but the hiphop fetishism is kinda gross. You should check out Jazz Jiberatorz if you're into that kind of thing.
Belle and Sebastian is trash. Anyone who uses "alternative" to describe music is trash. Kill yourself.
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2017-05-29 at 6:43 AM UTC
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ATTN: SHITFUCKER
she's been driven to pillow madness!
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