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Mr Stardrive

  1. #1
    Loing African Astronaut
    What if there was a guy who could drive a whole star to work?
  2. #2
    Loing African Astronaut
    And then he'd pull up to work and everyone would be like "oh shit it's mister star drive!"
  3. #3
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Kirby is the most unrealistic genre like you can't ride a fucking star ⭐ ✨ and even worse they actually have real stars like the planets are called stars which is close enough but the idea a creature could just "hop on" a star is purposturous and completely kills any sense of immersion or Depth



    You would just melt
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  4. #4
    Loing African Astronaut
    Once in a distant galaxy, there lived a man known as Mr. Stardrive. His name was no mere moniker; it was a testament to his incredible ability to literally drive a star. Every morning, as the cosmos spun in its endless dance, Mr. Stardrive would wake up, sip his cosmic coffee, and step outside his space abode to his star vehicle.

    This star wasn't just any celestial body; it was a magnificent, glowing orb of fiery energy, tamed and shaped into a cosmic carriage. Mr. Stardrive, with a flick of his wrist, would ignite the star's engines, which roared to life with a sound that echoed through the void of space. With a grace that belied the star's immense power, he would navigate through asteroid fields and cosmic storms, leaving a trail of stardust in his wake.

    As he approached his workplace, a universal hub of intergalactic trade and diplomacy, his arrival was always a spectacle. Colleagues and aliens from all corners of the galaxy would gather at the windows, their eyes wide with awe. The moment Mr. Stardrive pulled up, riding atop his blazing star, the crowd would erupt into cheers. "Oh shit, it's Mister Stardrive!" they'd exclaim, their voices a chorus of admiration and disbelief.

    Mr. Stardrive was not just known for his unique mode of transportation; he was also renowned for his cool demeanor. With his star-powered suit and his calm, confident smile, he exuded an aura of otherworldly charisma. He'd step off his star, which obediently dimmed its flames to a safe, warm glow, and stride into his workplace like a cosmic cowboy, his boots leaving slight scorch marks on the metallic floor.

    Inside, Mr. Stardrive was a star in more ways than one. His brilliance shone not only in his stellar arrival but also in his work. He was a master negotiator, a genius strategist, and his ideas often sparked innovation and progress. His colleagues respected him, and his superiors valued his insights, knowing that his thoughts were as bright and powerful as the star he rode in on.

    Every day, Mr. Stardrive continued to inspire those around him. His presence reminded everyone that in the vast, mysterious expanse of the universe, there was still room for wonder, for the extraordinary, and for the kind of cool that transcends galaxies. And as he drove his star home each evening, leaving a trail of light in the cosmic sea, the legend of Mr. Stardrive grew, a tale whispered across star systems and remembered as a beacon of what was possible in the boundless realms of space.
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