2023-09-18 at 4:56 PM UTC
I was thinking to myself, about all these new Halloween movies, I hope I'm as much of a badass as Michael Myers when I'm 90, and not shitting myself and falling asleep on stage and rambling incoherently like Joe Biden.
But then I considered this and Joe Biden has killed way more people than Michael Myers. He just did it like a pussy like voting to invade Iraq.
So yeah, I still think I'd rather be like Michael Myers despite Joe Biden's body count.
2023-09-18 at 5:02 PM UTC
Holdup, Joe voted to kill not just anyone, but countless people: Men, women, and children alike. Isn't this a far more heinous act than simply killing 1-3 people with your own hands? His actions directly lead to the deaths of At least 30,000 people. The sheer quantity of deaths is far more terrifying than what Michael has been shown to be capable of, not even close to Joe's body count.
Oh Joe also sniffs kids.
