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I'd like to check out the slabs this year

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    I want to go to spiders bar, read a book in East Jesus, and crap in a 'cathole' .

    Folks do you think I have what it takes to build a shanty and become a real slabber ?
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    No, It's hot and nasty out there and full of weirdos who will buttfuck you and bury you in the desert.
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No, It's hot and nasty out there and full of weirdos who will buttfuck you and bury you in the desert.

    Source
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    Originally posted by in da crawlspace - number sleven Source

    If I told you I'd have to buttfuck you and kill you and then bury you in the desert.
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by in da crawlspace - number sleven Source

    ur gramps personal experience
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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I'll check out a slab of ribs
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    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No, It's hot and nasty out there and full of weirdos who will buttfuck you and bury you in the desert.

    I'm curious now. Wtf are "the slabs"
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    Haxxor Space Nigga
    the remnants of a demolished Navy air base that has become home to a community of drifters
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Haxxor the remnants of a demolished Navy air base that has become home to a community of drifters

    Ahh I see a doc about it. I already know enough filthy people who are fine living without lights or water.
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    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 Ahh I see a doc about it. I already know enough filthy people who are fine living without lights or water.

    There's water, they have sulphur mud pits that are hot so you can go take a stinky bath
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    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 I'm curious now. Wtf are "the slabs"

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    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 There's water,

    I think they have to have water "tankered" in
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    Bradley Florida Man
    In the Midwest USA, slabs are a ubiquitous term for crappies. They often are also referred similarly to jiggaboo's breasts as "Big Fatties"

    I expected a fishing thread and got mr asbestos living in a reinforced cardboard box

    Where I get river, canal and Midwestern small freshwater lake fishing reports/weather advice from:
    https://www.whackingfatties.com/#home
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    Bradley Florida Man
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    Bradders would fit right in at the slabs
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