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  1. #1
    Literary my starbuck treat cost 8 dollars now i know what your thinking "KEENAN THATS A LOT OF MONEY YOU SHOULD SAVE IT UP FOR SOMETHING GOODER" but here me out, its just a treat i get only a cuppel times a week when im a good boi and i deserve it and if you cant handle me at my worst you dont deserve my best.

    But it got me to thinking, my friends mom has a machine and literally can make drinks just like starbucks has and honestly more power to her because she made me one and it was probably better than starbucks honestly heard.

    does anyone here own an expresso machine and is it a pain in the ass to clean or whats the deal. cause i like low maintenance stuff like my mr coffee i barely clean it just rinse the pot out every wonce in a while but thats drip coffee not expresso
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    slide22 African Astronaut
    Those home espresso machines are cool but coffee is pretty expensive..still maybe 2 dollars for a triple shot followed by foam milk

    Those air tubes get gunked up and have to be cleaned or will end it's life cycle soon.

    Constant cleaning but get yourself a tin starbuck cup with screw on lid (or Peet's) and make your own for a forth. They sell pumpkin flavor and other syrups for white people!
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    i have a 5shot because i like to get jittery the science says coffee is good for you maybe or maybe its bad for you they arent really sure yet but probably one of those is true

    yeah as far as the air tube thing i watched a lady on youtube and she just gives it a few steam blasts and a quick rubdown with a wet towel every time but thats at a coffee store idk if they gotta clean it harder at the end of the day who knows man.
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    slide22 African Astronaut
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    Originally posted by in da crawlspace - number sleven i have a 5shot because i like to get jittery the science says coffee is good for you maybe or maybe its bad for you they arent really sure yet but probably one of those is true

    yeah as far as the air tube thing i watched a lady on youtube and she just gives it a few steam blasts and a quick rubdown with a wet towel every time but thats at a coffee store idk if they gotta clean it harder at the end of the day who knows man.

    Vinegar it.

    Then drink yo drank
  5. #5
    Ghost Black Hole
    every time i order a expresso shot it takes like 10 mins for them to fire up the machine

    I thought it was EXPRESSo not takeyourfuckingtimemakingmycoffeeO
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    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    im moving back to beefa, tx
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  7. #7
    slide22 African Astronaut
    espresso not expresso.
  8. #8
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by slide22 espresso not expresso.

    what s the difference, Adolf?
  9. #9
    Originally posted by in da crawlspace - number sleven Literary my starbuck treat cost 8 dollars now i know what your thinking "KEENAN THATS A LOT OF MONEY YOU SHOULD SAVE IT UP FOR SOMETHING GOODER" but here me out, its just a treat i get only a cuppel times a week when im a good boi and i deserve it and if you cant handle me at my worst you dont deserve my best.

    But it got me to thinking, my friends mom has a machine and literally can make drinks just like starbucks has and honestly more power to her because she made me one and it was probably better than starbucks honestly heard.

    does anyone here own an expresso machine and is it a pain in the ass to clean or whats the deal. cause i like low maintenance stuff like my mr coffee i barely clean it just rinse the pot out every wonce in a while but thats drip coffee not expresso

    The novelty quickly wears off like most of those fancy kitchen utilities and you'll soon be thinking "Fuck it, I can't be arsed fucking around with that machine and then spending 20 mins cleaning every fucking little part to it...Imma go to Starbucks and get my white chocolate faggy Mocca latte there...now where did I put my white polo neck pullover"
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    slide22 African Astronaut
    We should all hook up in vegas and wear faggy white pollo neck pullovers or black mock-turtlenecks and should shoulder-tie a fancy "Salmon" (PINK) colored Kashmir sweater with our golf pants or dickies and No socks and deck shoes or penny loafers


    but not before hitting the fake-tan booth first

    i never go out into the sun so I need one. then hit the craps table
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