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So I find myself signed up for ballet (against my will)

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    BeeReBuddy victim of incest [pimp your due marabout]
    Yeah, so the kids got too much damn energy and my girlfriend is growing more tired by the day.
    The kid's dad volunteered to find a solution that is better than just winging it every damn day of the week and he said "Don't worry fuys, I'm going to get her signed up for a class of sorts so every week she will at least have that to wear her out for a day".
    Now I'll be honest, I was in the middle of ignoring him so I wasn't really paying any attention but I'm pretty sure I didn't agree to any of the shit I'm about to type.
    The next day he brings the kid back so he can run off to fuck knows where and just sort of retard blurps out "something came up so I can't take part in this but I put down Fona's name to attend classes with the kid".
    Now I'll be honest, I was in the middle of ignoring him so I wasn't really paying any attention and for whatever reason assumed I was just to be the transportation to and from in this situation.
    Well apparently I'm not only suppose to do the driving but I'm also suppose to "take part" in said classes because the kid's a youngster and/or whatever.
    To add salt to the wound I don't even get a funko pop for this because he only had enough money to sign us up for the classes.
    Anyways, how bad can this really be? I mean I'll just pretend I'm sick. Right?

    1st class is Saturday :(
  2. #2
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    wut

    don't you just drop the kids off and pick them up


    if not tell him to suck a dead dog's donger
  3. #3
    Ghost Black Hole
    I hope you get elected man you are definitely the change your local community needs and i'm sure they can share your woes like high gas prices and your parking spot getting parked in.

    Maybe if the cops weren't busting teenagers smoking roaches behind the playground they could go after real criminals like municipal infractions parking in spots they shouldn't be in.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #4
    Ghost Black Hole
    fuck sorry i only read the title,

    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Yeah, so the kids got too much damn energy and my girlfriend is growing more tired by the day.

    give the kids benadryl (childrens strenght) and give ya lady some SPEED adderall or a stimmy even a legal one like Modafinil if she is one of those types that equates hard drug use with being a bad parent. Like nah a GOOD parent uses cocaine to stay up and make her kids lunch, it doesn't all have to be bad okay maybe its PEOPLE that are evil and corrupting the world around them and not THE DRUGS corrupting THEM ever think of THAT ONE,, SOCIETY???
  5. #5
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Yeah, so the kids got too much damn energy and my girlfriend is growing more tired by the day.
    The kid's dad volunteered to find a solution that is better than just winging it every damn day of the week and he said "Don't worry fuys, I'm going to get her signed up for a class of sorts so every week she will at least have that to wear her out for a day".
    Now I'll be honest, I was in the middle of ignoring him so I wasn't really paying any attention but I'm pretty sure I didn't agree to any of the shit I'm about to type.
    The next day he brings the kid back so he can run off to fuck knows where and just sort of retard blurps out "something came up so I can't take part in this but I put down Fona's name to attend classes with the kid".
    Now I'll be honest, I was in the middle of ignoring him so I wasn't really paying any attention and for whatever reason assumed I was just to be the transportation to and from in this situation.
    Well apparently I'm not only suppose to do the driving but I'm also suppose to "take part" in said classes because the kid's a youngster and/or whatever.
    To add salt to the wound I don't even get a funko pop for this because he only had enough money to sign us up for the classes.
    Anyways, how bad can this really be? I mean I'll just pretend I'm sick. Right?

    1st class is Saturday :(

    Pwned...as the kids like to say. Why did he not sign himself up
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    Bradley victim of incest
    lol something came up

    fonas name was first name listed

    ahahaha i love it
  7. #7
    Bradley victim of incest
    -u have 2 options bud ur too fuckin nice to everyone

    1) get really fucked up and get CPS called, make sure everyone knows u r NOT a fit parent, agree and stop taking care of some other niggas cum
    2) Stop taking care of that other niggas cum and stand up for yourself and say "Nawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww" and walk away LIKE A REAL NIGGA SAY DO!!!!
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    3) put on some ballet tights and shoes, ram a banana down the front of the tights and hit on the other moms there. "how you doin?"
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    Bradley victim of incest
    ya cuz that's a good idea, while people are paying by the hour to focus on their young daughter's budding dancing talent they want some goofy ass geiko caveman with some OTHER NIGGAS CUM he's playing with to come up to them and their precious daughter (That's 100% biologically theres) and have some dude creep on them trying to fuck LOL Ya good idea Fona and then 1 of them can tell ur Lil People Big World (Not actually your's) baby mama on u and you'll be homeless

    god damn nigga i was in a milwaukee psyche ward RAPING myyself high on valium with a bitch that thought i was her dad (????) and ruined my entire life and have no medications, stopped drinking, and have been having a "HARD TIME AT LIFE" tell i read ur posts LOL

    i'd rather be super crazy alcoholic college students with mental breakdowns and anti social features than be a good step dad like fona LOL

    bro if ur not secretly a pedophile, fona, u realize this is all for pretty much nothing right. Not sure which is worse (Doing this all for nothing but some midget pussy from a 4'10 out of shape milf with a man face / Secretly being a child molestor i'mma see on courtTV in a month)
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I figured he was signing her up for swim lessons or girl scouts.
    Ballet was not something that ever crossed my mind.

    Pretty sure Saturday is more of an orientation but Im still super nervous.

    My girlfriend cant go as she has plans and they whole point was to give her a break anyways.
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    theure gonna snip your cock and balls off to make you fit in that tutu.
  12. #12
    Bradley victim of incest
    take a bunch of photos of other people so you're asked to stay outside next time
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    Originally posted by Fonaplats I figured he was signing her up for swim lessons or girl scouts.
    Ballet was not something that ever crossed my mind.

    Pretty sure Saturday is more of an orientation but Im still super nervous.

    My girlfriend cant go as she has plans and they whole point was to give her a break anyways.



    I'll be damned If I'd go...that would be divorce #3
  14. #14
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson

    I'll be damned If I'd go…that would be divorce #3

    y u so insecure
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    A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    thats very macho of you fona and hes a good man to sign you up like that, and your a good man fona a good dad
  16. #16
    Bradley victim of incest
    teach her how to sit in the car quietly and go buy yourself some funko bobs
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    A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    thats neglect, brad
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley ya cuz that's a good idea, while people are paying by the hour to focus on their young daughter's budding dancing talent they want some goofy ass geiko caveman with some OTHER NIGGAS CUM he's playing with to come up to them and their precious daughter (That's 100% biologically theres) and have some dude creep on them trying to fuck LOL Ya good idea Fona and then 1 of them can tell ur Lil People Big World (Not actually your's) baby mama on u and you'll be homeless

    god damn nigga i was in a milwaukee psyche ward RAPING myyself high on valium with a bitch that thought i was her dad (????) and ruined my entire life and have no medications, stopped drinking, and have been having a "HARD TIME AT LIFE" tell i read ur posts LOL

    i'd rather be super crazy alcoholic college students with mental breakdowns and anti social features than be a good step dad like fona LOL

    bro if ur not secretly a pedophile, fona, u realize this is all for pretty much nothing right. Not sure which is worse (Doing this all for nothing but some midget pussy from a 4'10 out of shape milf with a man face / Secretly being a child molestor i'mma see on courtTV in a month)

    wots cum
  19. #19
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny y u so insecure

    The insecure are the ones who do things they don't want to do

    More examples of your millenial brainwashing please!
  20. #20
    Bradley victim of incest
    when that guys developing cum decides to transdevelop into a boy she's gonna hate you forever for exploiting her physically and making her dance infront of you, you creep.

    ur gonna go to jail for sex crimes later if u hang out with some lil tiny dancing girls on ur saturdays ur not even related to those kids



    ur goin to jail fona
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