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I got evicted

  1. #1
    Instigator Space Nigga
    Yeah so apparently for blowing a 10 on a breathylser and not leaving room for two days they can.just throw me out...

    On the upside ive been checked into a hotel outside stoke on trent train station.for ONE FUCKIN NIGHt
  2. #2
    Instigator Space Nigga
    Hpw do I get sectioned.easy?
  3. #3
    Instigator Space Nigga
    I jeed. Giys to think of someshit I can get sectioned with
  4. #4
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Instigator Hpw do I get sectioned.easy?

    Like pink slipped into a psych ward?
  5. #5
    Originally posted by Instigator Hpw do I get sectioned.easy?

    Break into a nursing home, find the dinner plates and then throw them one by one out of the upstairs window while shouting "Thomas!" at the top of your voice.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. #6
    Originally posted by Instigator Hpw do I get sectioned.easy?

    Why get sectioned, for free accomodation? Just walk in the streets naked. Cut your arms so it looks somewhat suicidal.

    Then they will section you.
  7. #7
    Kafka sweaty
    You can be sectioned in the UK just for having autism.
  8. #8
    Kafka sweaty
    Smash a bottle and cut yourself with the glass, go to A&E and collapse on the floor crying (you won’t have to fill in forms), cry more, tell everyone you have autism and want to die.
  9. #9
    Bradley Black Hole
    Can u get to Miami?
  10. #10
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by The Earl of Sandwich Why get sectioned, for free accomodation? Just walk in the streets naked. Cut your arms so it looks somewhat suicidal.

    Then they will section you.

    There’s often naked people running about the holylands in Belfast
  11. #11
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Job get one
  12. #12
    Kafka sweaty
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