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So Mik reached out to me

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    He got a new auto it's a pugot he's gonna pull it up to the kerb at the off license and load the boot up with lager

    Anyway he's been going thru a lot of trauma lately and we're gonna go motoring swimmingly well and just sip some brews and he said he knows Kafka and we can stop at her flat if we need to go to toilet and always wee standing up so it splatters everywhere because it's macho and says alot about you

    Just a bunch of lads in his car unloading are bladders at Kafka's
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    CandyRein Black Hole
    FutureMikButt2050
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    Weel take turns partying on that loo and get are two percenter milaterry badges for are leather vests cause 2% got splatter absolute madlads
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    CandyRein Black Hole
    Loo Ann presents...king of the hill
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    ONKL HAAAAAANK!!
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    CandyRein Black Hole
    😭😆
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    Originally posted by CandyRein Loo Ann presents…king of the hill

    LooAnne SPlatter presents.. King of toilet
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    A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    i told mike to get big, stupid and now hes taking test and says hes gonna beat some ass
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    BACKPAGE RAMPAGE
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra BACKPAGE RAMPAGE

    I think that was the title to the first porn I ever saw was that what you were going for ?
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by mmQ I think that was the title to the first porn I ever saw was that what you were going for ?

    nah it's a recycled joke, I think I first posted it when someone was talking about doing meth and calling up a bunch of hookers
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh that makes sense. Backpage. I get it now. I'm actually getting old. Rebuke myself
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That's the one mememenenenene used all the time to hook up with his heroin ladies
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    PISSPAGE
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    Ghost Black Hole
    mik is the homie yo i cant wait to meet up for drinks and dish about our favorite cumslut kafka and how weird she is
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    Donald Trump Naturally Camouflaged
    Tell Mik I still love him 😞💔❤️‍🩹
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    Originally posted by Ghost mik is the homie yo i cant wait to meet up for drinks and dish about our favorite cumslut kafka and how weird she is

    We will be with hmm soon
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