User Controls

Poll: Can you make pelican dioxide by this method?

What if you smash a pelican so hard

  1. #1
    That it turns into the famous pelican dioxide?
  2. #2
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    no, you need two pelicans
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #3
    Meikai African Astronaut
    what
  4. #4
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I knew a penguin who lost all his senses but after I beat him with a talisman he could smell again, then his sight returned and he wrote a telegram, then he tried some beef wellington and could taste before being pricked by a shell again that he was trying to open. He didn't hear me when I called his name, Melvin

    I wellhang your thread
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #5
    More like peliwon't
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. #6
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    More like pelican't.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. #7
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    This is why we have pelican crossings here
  8. #8
    Originally posted by aldra no, you need two pelicans

    The law of conservation of pelicans?

  9. #9
    PO2
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. #10
    Originally posted by aldra no, you need two pelicans

    Actually you just need 1 pelican and 2 oxygens
  11. #11
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    you can't just smash more oxygen into a pelican it needs to be bonded to an existing pelican
  12. #12
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    then boil off the excess pelican
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. #13
    DNA Pelicase
Jump to Top