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  1. #41
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Mine looked like this but stock piece of shit. Clean body though. They're worth a lot these days. Like 13.5 if in good condition to collectors.

  2. #42
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    yeah thats a pretty baller car. seems like America was more bigly back then but who knows man who knows
  3. #43
    Donald Trump Black Hole

    Tesla shares up bigly after a very nerdy Tesla earnings call yesterday evening. Elon does it again.
  4. #44
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Lol, yeah invest at $4 sell at $400…REAL RETARDED

    You DID sell the top right? You aren't bag holding I hope. THE MOTHER OF ALL SHORT SQUEEZES is a jedi plot to convince a bunch of wh*tes to only sell when the brokers say you can't so they "break the system" yes people are literally revolving their lives around this goal right now. You would be smart if you sold

    Or are you dumb enough to buy into the MOASS hype?

    MOASSAD more like it



    Originally posted by Donald Trump
    Tesla shares up bigly after a very nerdy Tesla earnings call yesterday evening. Elon does it again.

    *check the price of DOGE*

    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!
  5. #45
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. #46
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Tough times for stocks.
  7. #47
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor yeah thats a pretty baller car. seems like America was more bigly back then but who knows man who knows


  8. #48
    Originally posted by SBTlauien Tough times for stocks.

    anyone else slurping up this dipperino?
  9. #49
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood anyone else slurping up this dipperino?

    I redid one of my brokage accounts and bought mostly oil and energy etfs.
  10. #50
    Who are you. Baxter Stockman (inventor of stocks)?
  11. #51
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Who are you. Baxter Stockman (inventor of stocks)?

    Glow code

    Your shtic is obviously Glow'n
  12. #52
    https://fortune.com/2022/05/04/yuga-labs-bored-ape-yacht-club-chaotic-metaverse-nft-land-sale-underwater/

    "If you invested in Bored Ape Yacht Club creator’s chaotic metaverse land sale, you’re probably already underwater"

    Did someone just say WATER

    https://www.fool.com/investing/stock-market/market-sectors/consumer-staples/beverage-stocks/water-stocks/




    Investing in Water Stocks
    Learn more about the best opportunities in water utilities and other water stocks.
    Jeremy Bowman
    (TMFHobo)
    Updated: Mar 29, 2022 at 10:33AM
    Author Bio

    Water may be a commodity that you don't think about much when it comes out of the tap, but water is essential to life. Not only that, it's a multibillion-dollar industry in the business world.

    Water is a key input in everything from food and beverages to cleaning semiconductor wafers. The sourcing, purification, and distribution of water is big business around the world, and the threat of climate change makes that more true than ever.

    Many climate scientists expect droughts to become more common in the coming years. These events are likely to make the price of water go up. Some believe that mass desalination, or removing salt from ocean water, will be necessary to ensure an adequate global water supply.

    Whatever happens, demand for the resource is increasing while the supply is limited. That means now is a great time to consider investing in water stocks since water technology is advancing and the challenge of the climate crisis is likely to spawn further innovations. Most water stocks are utilities, although some can be classified as consumer staples stocks.

    If you're looking to invest in water stocks, keep reading to learn about seven of the best water stocks you can buy today.
    A drop of water in a pool

    Image source: Getty Images.
    Top 7 water stocks

    Company


    Market Cap


    Description

    American Water Works (NYSE:AWK)


    $28.5 billion


    New Jersey-based water and wastewater utility serving 15 million people across 16 states.

    York Water Company (NASDAQ:YORW)


    $586.3 million


    Pennsylvania-based purifier and distributor of drinking water.

    Essential Utilities (NYSE:WTRG)


    $12.3 billion


    Pennsylvania-based provider of water, wastewater, and natural gas services with 5 million customers.

    American States Water Company (NYSE:AWR)


    $3.2 billion


    California-based provider of water and electricity for customers in the state.

    Middlesex Water Company (NASDAQ:MSEX)


    $1.82 billion


    New Jersey-based water and wastewater utility.

    Xylem (NYSE:XYL)


    $15.8 billion


    Producer of a wide range of water-related products, including pumps, meters, and biological treatment equipment.

    Primo Water Corporation (NASDAQ:PRMW)


    $2.3 billion


    Provider of exchangeable water tanks, bottled water, water filtration services, and related products.
  13. #53
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood


    okay so the ultimate leddit newfag MOON PERSON stack is all of the above + Amazon, Netflix and Facebook.

    I tried to find soy futures but I don't think that exists. I actually used to be in the soybean industry, it's quite lucrative. Gotta add soy to the stack

    all of those have tanked, SHOCKING!

    I wonder how those water stocks are doing though. Maybe I was onto something there
  14. #54
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    TNA and other 3x ETFs are what I'm considering. I'm not sure how much worse things can get and the market has already priced it in. War, Recession, Inflation, Biden, etc.
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