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  1. #61
    Originally posted by Solstice Bonus points if you kept going and finished.

    Fucking lol
  2. #62
    She actually had reverse surgery while I was with her...her doc told her there were new drugs that would prevent the "constant running water effect" and so he could reverse her ileostomy and reconnect it to her asshole.

    So she had the operation and it was a complete failure...the shit continued to run like a river and she was in tears with redass all the time and at her wits end so she had it re-revsered and put back as an ileostomy within about 6 weeks of the initial surgery.

    It was a lot for me to deal with at the time as I was young and not really interested in this kind of shit (no pun intended), a young fella just wanted to get his rocks off not deal with medical crap (again no pun intended).
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  3. #63
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson She actually had reverse surgery while I was with her…her doc told her there were new drugs that would prevent the "constant running water effect" and so he could reverse her ileostomy and reconnect it to her asshole.

    So she had the operation and it was a complete failure…the shit continued to run like a river and she was in tears with redass all the time and at her wits end so she had it re-revsered and put back as an ileostomy within about 6 weeks of the initial surgery.

    It was a lot for me to deal with at the time as I was young and not really interested in this kind of shit (no pun intended), a young fella just wanted to get his rocks off not deal with medical crap (again no pun intended).

    I'm guessing maybe they have better ways to go about treating it now? I give them credit, I'd probably blow my brains out if I had to live like that for the rest of my life.
  4. #64
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson She actually had reverse surgery while I was with her…her doc told her there were new drugs that would prevent the "constant running water effect" and so he could reverse her ileostomy and reconnect it to her asshole.

    So she had the operation and it was a complete failure…the shit continued to run like a river and she was in tears with redass all the time and at her wits end so she had it re-revsered and put back as an ileostomy within about 6 weeks of the initial surgery.

    It was a lot for me to deal with at the time as I was young and not really interested in this kind of shit (no pun intended), a young fella just wanted to get his rocks off not deal with medical crap (again no pun intended).

    Sounds like it was a bit traumatizing for both of you.
  5. #65
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Then your comment is moot…

    She doesn't HAVE an asshole…go take a nap gramps if you can't keep up.

    She had one when she had you
  6. #66
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker She had one when she had you



    The conversation I was HAVING when you interjected was there are people PRESENTLY without assholes...re" not everyone HAS one.

    She DOESN'T HAVE an asshole, the past is irrelevant to the present state dumbo...go back to sleep.
  7. #67
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Don't need to imagine it…the bag bust/came free a couple of times…SMH




    OH SHIT!



    Jiggles, I heard you were a shitty fucker. Thanks for the confirmation.
  8. #68
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm sorry but I can't fuck you knowing you have that little medical poop bag attached to your body, I'm sorry, too off-putting. I just want to be able to jam my cock naturally inside your asshole where there's nothing dirty or unclean going on whatsoever, like a respectable human. I'm sorry, Carla.
  9. #69
    Originally posted by mmQ I'm sorry but I can't fuck you knowing you have that little medical poop bag attached to your body, I'm sorry, too off-putting. I just want to be able to jam my cock naturally inside your asshole where there's nothing dirty or unclean going on whatsoever, like a respectable human. I'm sorry, Carla.

    So I suppose a blow job is out of the question?
  10. #70
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson So I suppose a blow job is out of the question?

    Depends on what you're smelling at the time.
  11. #71
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    wat
  12. #72
    Yeah that one got passed me too.
  13. #73
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson

    The conversation I was HAVING when you interjected was there are people PRESENTLY without assholes…re" not everyone HAS one.

    She DOESN'T HAVE an asshole, the past is irrelevant to the present state dumbo…go back to sleep.

    Fortunately you have two assholes. The one you shit out of and your personality.
  14. #74
    Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Hers didn't smell, maybe he had a bad "connection" or didn't change it often enough.

    I'll tell you what though when she emptied it the smell was 100X worse than any shit you've ever smelled…the restroom was a no go zone for 3hrs at least.

    "Lets have sex"
    "let me empty my bag first"
    "lets forget it…"

    dude jigga this is the nasty thing you ever said, what made youw ant to have sex with a woman who had a shit prostate bag glued to her and her asshole superglued shit?

    Youre one sick fuck you know that, I imagine her you feeding her jiggaboo_stew/chili and you just watching with an erection

    one nasty fuck
  15. #75
    Originally posted by Bradley dude jigga this is the nasty thing you ever said, what made youw ant to have sex with a woman who had a shit prostate bag glued to her and her asshole superglued shit?

    Youre one sick fuck you know that, I imagine her you feeding her jiggaboo_stew/chili and you just watching with an erection

    one nasty fuck

    I was young, she was hot (besides the shit bag) and my willy ruled my head.
  16. #76
    Bradley Black Hole
    do you have any pics of you and the woman? what year was this? Was she shot in the guts?
  17. #77
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I was young, she was hot (besides the shit bag) and my willy ruled my head.

    So sad your ruler died
  18. #78
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Lol colostomy bag sex
  19. #79
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Lol colostomy bag sex

    There's a special section for that. Limited membership, but lively.
  20. #80
    Bradley Black Hole
    i was thinking about how rough it would be to be on a shit bag and knowing 90% of the world is gonna laugh, mock, judge, or view you only for that bag.

    pretty fucked up guys
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