2016-12-31 at 10:33 AM UTC
I'm very happy pissing in the trees. It makes me feel amazing. I love to piss off my back porch.
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2016-12-31 at 10:34 AM UTC
*is very freeing
Fuck auto correct.
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2016-12-31 at 3:39 PM UTC
You're wasting all those precious nitrates and ruining your soil.
2016-12-31 at 5:13 PM UTC
I piss off my front porch sometimes when it's dark. My house sits off a highway so cars pass going 60mph or better, which means they usually pass too quick to catch an eyeful. If they do fuck em.
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2017-01-18 at 8:21 AM UTC
Originally posted by HampTheToker
I piss off my front porch sometimes when it's dark. My house sits off a highway so cars pass going 60mph or better, which means they usually pass too quick to catch an eyeful. If they do fuck em.
You should get a water gun and start spraying it onto the highway.
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