How to get fired on my last day?

1. 2021-02-19 at 12:30 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   I can't collect unemployment if I quit.
   
   Im thinking I just take my bong to work and rip it while doing burnouts on the forklift.
   
   Thoughts?
2. 2021-02-19 at 12:32 AM UTC

   #2
   

   STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
   set up a scenario so you get caught jacking off {or fingering your asshole} in the break room or bathroom
3. 2021-02-19 at 12:34 AM UTC

   #3
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   stream yourself doing it
4. 2021-02-19 at 12:34 AM UTC

   #4
   

   pEEpEEpOOpOO African Astronaut
5. 2021-02-19 at 12:52 AM UTC

   #5
   

   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   Start aggressively agitating for workers rights, organizing, and trying to get your coworkers to unionize.
   
   Either they'll find a way to fire you ASAP or you get a union that'll fight for your raises for you.