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How to get fired on my last day?

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I can't collect unemployment if I quit.

    Im thinking I just take my bong to work and rip it while doing burnouts on the forklift.

    Thoughts?
  2. #2
    STER0S African Astronaut [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    set up a scenario so you get caught jacking off {or fingering your asshole} in the break room or bathroom
  3. #3
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    stream yourself doing it
  4. #4
    pEEpEEpOOpOO Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I can't collect unemployment if I quit.

    Im thinking I just take my bong to work and rip it while doing burnouts on the forklift.

    Thoughts?

    Try seeing how far you can get about getting a raise first.
  5. #5
    Meikai African Astronaut
    Start aggressively agitating for workers rights, organizing, and trying to get your coworkers to unionize.

    Either they'll find a way to fire you ASAP or you get a union that'll fight for your raises for you.
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