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Touch screens are gay and lame

  1. #61
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I never have felt a need for back up. Why do you feel that need?

    because yiu sounds like a scarred little old man.
  2. #62
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny because yiu sounds like a scarred little old man.
    You have never heard me
  3. #63
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You have never heard me

    I guess that settles it then, you two need to have gay phone sex
  4. #64
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz I guess that settles it then, you two need to have gay phone sex

    Butt still singing over dirty dishes I see.
  5. #65
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You have never heard me

    i can imagine what feeble, scared old man like you sounds like.
  6. #66
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i can imagine what feeble, scared old man like you sounds like.

    Call and confirm your suspicions.

    440 321 2253
  7. #67
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Call and confirm your suspicions.

    440 321 2253

    your that desparate for a friend ?

    how many calls you received last months.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. #68
    I have found if you take a kleenaxe that is damp from snot saturation, and dangle it across the screen it will recognize it just like a finger
  9. #69
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny your that desparate for a friend ?

    how many calls you received last months.

    ^Big mouthed internet chicken shit
  10. #70
    1-d Yung Blood
    I don't fuck with touchscreens unless I can touch your anus through that screen and scratch and sniff it. Then that would suffice in my book as an actual touch screen but a scratch and sniff touch screen. That would suffice as being the proper touch screen for all of us.
  11. #71
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker ^Big mouthed internet chicken shit

    do you want my call or not.

    o.

    No big deal on the surface, but under the current it was climate changing. I have told you guys about Skipper's Smokehouse before. Well every Thursday a band called Uncle John's Band (a Grateful Dead cover band) plays and it is only $7.00 at the door. I've had an interest in seeing them for sometime now but can never get anyone to go. In the past I would never just go out by myself without a wingman or a date. So tonight I asked a few friends and no takers as usual i=on a Thursday night. SO ia said fuck it. This is the new me and went. Brothers, I found my new best friend tonight, me. I had the best time with me tonight that I have had with anyone in years. I danced with myself, laughed with myself, and smiled all night long. IN the process of having all that fun others around me got caught up in it and just started coming up and talking to me out of the blue. Girls, guys, couples, even the female guest singer came up to me after her set and said, I'm not sure who had more fun with that, me or you".

    If this karmic acceleration doesn't find a slow burn soon I may just have to replace Christianity with The Last Church of

    would you like me to be your friemd ?
  12. #72
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny do you want my call or not.

    o.



    would you like me to be your friemd ?

    Chicken
  13. #73
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-8644065/BlackBerry-Texas-startup-set-revive-popular-smartphone-2021.html

    Cool
  14. #74
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-8644065/BlackBerry-Texas-startup-set-revive-popular-smartphone-2021.html

    Cool

    Blackberry was shit
  15. #75
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Blackberry was shit

    Never used it, but a physical keyboard isn't shit.

    What's shit about it, in your opinion?
  16. #76
    man i miss blackberry that was the good old days jacking off to nudes girls sent me on that tiny awkward screen and writing straight up operas sending to the ladies 4 page long texts and a lot of websites worked on the browser because most websites were simple back then
  17. #77
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz Never used it, but a physical keyboard isn't shit.

    What's shit about it, in your opinion?

    Over priced, under powered, with no apps.
  18. #78
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    if blackberry were relaunched today their handsets would run Android, but that said their only real selling point before was the enterprise email combiner/aggregator/manager and there's just no market for that anymore
  19. #79
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by aldra if blackberry were relaunched today their handsets would run Android, but that said their only real selling point before was the enterprise email combiner/aggregator/manager and there's just no market for that anymore

    The enterprise enviroenment was their only real market for the reason you just stated.
  20. #80
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Over priced, under powered, with no apps.

    Underpowered in what way? It's not a laptop .. Apps are just bloatware.

    I honestly can't stand anything where shit doesn't load instantly, that's why I'd normally use a linux distro meant for speed.

    Android is supposed to be based on Linux but nearly every Android phone comes with corporate bloatware
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