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I can do way more push ups than that Grylls guy.

  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]
    And if he challenges me he will be pushing up daises after I kill him at it.
  2. #2
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Grilly?
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    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Whenever someone says they can do a lot of pushups and shows me, they almost always have terrible form.

    Usually they let their head hang down, so it approaches the floor faster, so they trick themselves into believing "that's a rep!" with minimal movement because their head approaches the floor so damn quickly.

    So, videos or your numbers are bullshit.
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    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Long as you can do 50 with good form yer good. Some people can do thousands with good form
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Shut the fuck up you I am legend zombie looking faggot
  6. #6
    RIPtotse Houston
    *farts*


    fuck that was blood brb
  7. #7
    Jeff Houston
    Originally posted by rabbitweed Whenever someone says they can do a lot of pushups and shows me, they almost always have terrible form.

    Usually they let their head hang down, so it approaches the floor faster, so they trick themselves into believing "that's a rep!" with minimal movement because their head approaches the floor so damn quickly.

    So, videos or your numbers are bullshit.

    Same with pull ups!

    Half reps= half results

    U half stepping half repping queer

    Ya know bragging about how many pushups you can do reminds me of my first day in prison.

    Cellie ask my how many pushups I can do.

    "Well I don't know"

    14HOUSE- WELL LETS SEE BUD..

    Then I proceed to push up and much as I can while he cheers on/ taunts

    "Is that it?!"

    I keep pushing and pushing until i cant push no more. I finally collapse and admit defeat. I say "that's it, in done...i cant do any more I'm spent"

    14house- " are you sure??"

    Before I can mutter my response Bam!! Sucker punch To temple, followed by ...


    Bacons done!! Sorry Gaiz I will finish my rapey to story later.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I’ve never seen anyone as ugly as opie
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