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  1. #21
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ive been playing my errect penis since i was 6 or 7.

    yeah but your uncle taught you, most people take longer because they have to work it out for themselves
  2. #22
    Originally posted by aldra yeah but your uncle taught you, most people take longer because they have to work it out for themselves

    no, because my dad bought me a battery operated toy car.
  3. #23
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Ajax 33. I don’t remember all the erections from my childhood. Only the ones I didn’t want to see.




    The old "hold a book over your crotch when the teacher makes you stand up to keep from disclosing your boner in front of the whole class" routine?
  4. #24
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by stl1 The old "hold a book over your crotch when the teacher makes you stand up to keep from disclosing your boner in front of the whole class" routine?

    That would be the erections he didnt want anyone else to see.

    He said the ones he didnt wanna see himself. Like the ones he saw himself getting when looking at the most lewd and vile magazines.
  5. #25
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Or black pussy?
  6. #26
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Ajax I found some in the wild when I was a kid. I found more in the dumpster behind an entertainment store near my house. They caught on and eventually stopped putting them in the dumpster. So I upped my game and started slipping them out of the plastic in the store and putting them inside car magazines while I looked at them. Of course I got caught. The employee was disappointed after asking where my parents were so he could tell on me and I told him I walked from my house by myself. I believe I was 10 or 11.

    did u wak of on d stor
  7. #27
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Leaves old porno magazines in woods near elementary school and hides behind bushes naked at school release time every day.
  8. #28
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by stl1 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Leaves old porno magazines in woods near elementary school and hides behind bushes naked at school release time every day.

    so wat
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