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Women jog around in yoga pants exclusively to get dicks hard. Prove me wrong.

  1. #1
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    So I took a walk to the liquor store, and this slut in tight blue shorts kinda jogged by.

    Well, I'm on a mission to find her blue ass.

    But in the meantime...

    I'm thinking about the exact nature of my wanting for her.

    She could have been wearing something different.

    Instead she's wearing these tight blue shorts.

    She knows exactly what she's doing.
  2. #2
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Why the fuck didn’t you take a pic
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  3. #3
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    But yes, they’re all cock teasers

    They’re asking to be raped
  4. #4
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Grylls Why the fuck didn’t you take a pic

    I wanted to so fucking bad.

    I was worried I would look like some kind of pervert.
  5. #5
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by gadzooks I wanted to so fucking bad.

    I was worried I would look like some kind of pervert.

    Just pretend it’s a selfie
  6. #6
    MexicanMasterRace Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by gadzooks I wanted to so fucking bad.

    I was worried I would look like some kind of pervert.

    You would look like a pervert because you'd be a pervert

    On topic yes, women wear clothes to look attractive. Any woman who does this and doesn't expect attention is dumb. Its the same reason I wear short shorts when I go to Cold Stone. I know the ice cream boy behind the counter is gonna take a look ;)
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  7. #7
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Idk man, I'm more a jeans kinda gont, a fat ass strapped in some blue jeans is my thing, or short shorts.

    I used to work at malibu poke' downtown and it was in an area surrounded by yoga studies and condos so basically pandered to that crowd for lunch, so all these girls would come in wearing yoga pants but for me personally the girls that wear leggins as pants tend to not be the girls im into.

    My boss was a huge tool, he was always.. yoga pants doug.. right.. right..?!

    Where I live we have topless chickens shaking their tits and sure she's hott.. but if you're not actually engaging them its not for me, I'm not one to stand in the bushes pulling my bud, but I guess I'm all or nothing.

  8. #8
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace You would look like a pervert because you'd be a pervert

    On topic yes, women wear clothes to look attractive. Any woman who does this and doesn't expect attention is dumb. Its the same reason I wear short shorts when I go to Cold Stone. I know the ice cream boy behind the counter is gonna take a look ;)

    I agree with everything except the ice cream boy part you weirdo.
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  9. #9
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace You would look like a pervert because you'd be a pervert

    On topic yes, women wear clothes to look attractive. Any woman who does this and doesn't expect attention is dumb. Its the same reason I wear short shorts when I go to Cold Stone. I know the ice cream boy behind the counter is gonna take a look ;)

    Post a pic of yourself
  10. #10
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by gadzooks So I took a walk to the liquor store, and this slut in tight blue shorts kinda jogged by.

    Well, I'm on a mission to find her blue ass.

    But in the meantime…

    I'm thinking about the exact nature of my wanting for her.

    She could have been wearing something different.

    Instead she's wearing these tight blue shorts.

    She knows exactly what she's doing.

    some girls actually like perves (just ask hyro she dated a pedophile because she thought it was hott). as long as you're the perv the like. like for me i've been called a "dirty young man"
    and no one is ever going to take that from me until the day I die. If I can't have 4 shots of whiskey and couple of lines and grab women by the asshole lyfe just aint worth living.
  11. #11
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Im literally wearing jorts right now.. or jeeerts? Idk what you call them but the short shorts and its splitting at the cock because i've had them so long and left testicle is peeking thru.. ahhh yeaaah.. you like that lil chickken? I can with the flow.. totally double dipped.. if you know what i mean..

  12. #12
    cigreting African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls Post a pic of yourself

    yes do this
  13. #13
    cigreting African Astronaut
    And to op absolutely they are doing it for attention, its currency to women
  14. #14
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Shake it surgaree, shakit shakit sugaree, just don't teell them u know me... shake it sugaree, just don't tell themt hat you knoooo eeee
  15. #15
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    It's more that they are attention whores.
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    https://niggasin.space/thread/48980
  17. #17
    D4NG0 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I wear short shorts when I go to Cold Stone. I know the ice cream boy behind the counter is gonna take a look ;)

    I would believe you actually do this.
  18. #18
    MexicanMasterRace Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by D4NG0 I would believe you actually do this.

    And why not? He's cute, I'm cute, why shouldn't we fuck?
  19. #19
    STER0S African Astronaut [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    Originally posted by gadzooks So I took a walk to the liquor store, and this slut in tight blue shorts kinda jogged by.

    Well, I'm on a mission to find her blue ass.

    But in the meantime…

    I'm thinking about the exact nature of my wanting for her.

    She could have been wearing something different.

    Instead she's wearing these tight blue shorts.

    She knows exactly what she's doing.

    and yet you didn't hollar at her when you had the chance?

    faggot.
  20. #20
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace And why not? He's cute, I'm cute, why shouldn't we fuck?

    You are faaaaar from cute, kid.
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