2020-05-10 at 9:13 PM UTC
Oh my god.
Do I buy a grandfather clock?
I am kinda depressed about it but I do happen to actually have things for the first time in my life.
2020-05-10 at 9:24 PM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Hitting your 30s is the most depressing thing ever.
It's all downhill from here.
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2020-05-10 at 9:35 PM UTC
Cathay Coof
African Astronaut
[the ariled affirmatory basinet]
I spent like 2 weeks in bed when I hit 30.
2020-05-10 at 10:14 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
sounds like advice from under 50 year olds,,
My advice is this,, 30's are awesome if you don't wats them with ur old ass girlfriend,, its time to start bangin 19 year olds and yeah its gonna cost more but the pussy is delightful but you cant be a beta bitch in bed like you are with ur tender old gf you gotta fuck em like you hate em they love that shit.
that being said you now have 15 years to play that game before ur just a creepy older guy that no one wants UNLESS you get the big bucks rollin in then you can go a bit longer.
oh yeah, get snipped so you can really go for it without worry of offspring and you get to really try n get the ones pregnant that only want to fuck to make a baby
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2020-05-10 at 11:15 PM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Don't have kids.
You'll thank me later.
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2020-05-11 at 1:58 AM UTC
My 30s have been pretty good so far. It's gonna suck for you if you keep trying to cling to your 20s and waste all your time. if you embrace responsibility and financial success it's pleasant.
