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I coughed dryly about 10 times in a row just now

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    Ph0lx, my job is listed as essential, and I have been working the last couple of weeks daily. I go into peoples houses and touch every piece of furniture that they own, as well as every box.
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    Technologist motherfucker
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Ph0lx, my job is listed as essential, and I have been working the last couple of weeks daily. I go into peoples houses and touch every piece of furniture that they own, as well as every box.

    Oh man, and you’re stuck living in Washington state. Stay healthy MR.
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    Fox African Astronaut
    Why is moving lazy peoples’ shit considered essential?
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    Originally posted by Fox Why is moving lazy peoples’ shit considered essential?

    Because it is a part of transport and logistics according to my state.

    "Based upon the the recent order, freight transportation is considered essential. Movers are considered freight transporters and therefore may continue to provide service"
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    Fox African Astronaut
    Well at least ur still makin money. Sucks you caught the super aids tho. You’re a big strong ruskie I’m sure you’ll be fine. You don’t live with any elderly folks do you?
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    Originally posted by Fox Well at least ur still makin money. Sucks you caught the super aids tho. You’re a big strong ruskie I’m sure you’ll be fine. You don’t live with any elderly folks do you?

    No, but I move their shit every day.

    :D
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    Fox African Astronaut
    As you were 👍
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    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    are you really sure it was essential to go into other peoples houses just to suck them off?
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    p.s. if you practice "social distancing" with the people who came to move all your shit, and you refuse to shake their hand, remember; you better Lysol every single thing and both places of abode or perhaps stay away from all stuff + both places for a week if you're actually afraid of the flu. Just a thought.
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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole (banned)
    i discover that coughs go away fater if you have alcohol breaths every night than without.
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    Solstice African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian No, but I move their shit every day.

    :D

    I move around elderly people's shit every day too, but probably not the same way as you
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    when wishes come true

    Originally posted by Misguided Russian This is a medical preparation; apply directly to the wound.



    I hope that we all die in the most of miserable conditions in 2020.
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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian when wishes come true

    what if i dont have a wound.
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