Maybe I need coaching on how to pick up women

1. 2020-02-14 at 8:20 AM UTC

   #21
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I’m not trying to be a dick, but maybe lose some weight? That would probably help a lot
2. 2020-02-14 at 8:22 AM UTC

   #22
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

   Originally posted by Fox I’m not trying to be a dick, but maybe lose some weight? That would probably help a lot

   
   I'm losing some.
   
   The thing is I honestly don't think that's the main issue, but it is great being skinny, so I have cut out carbs, am limiting meals and portion sizes, and have started exercising again.
3. 2020-02-14 at 8:25 AM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   That’s good. It’s probably not the main issue but it’s the one you can fix at least. Your personality is another matter. You’re basically stuck with that shit so
4. 2020-02-14 at 8:27 AM UTC

   #24
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Can a person really become better at flirting with girls?
   
   What is your sex drive like?
   
   What type of girls do you want? Where do you plan on "picking them up?"
   
   Grocery store? At the mailbox?
   
   Maybe start telling every girl you encounter that you're going to literally kill yourself if they dont fuck you. Have a gun in your hand for emphasis.
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5. 2020-02-14 at 8:52 AM UTC

   #25
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   Get yourself a transgender waifu to bring to family gatherings it will be spicy.
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6. 2020-02-14 at 9:16 AM UTC

   #26
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Get yourself a transgender waifu to bring to family gatherings it will be spicy.

   
   Yeah but how?
7. 2020-02-14 at 10:14 AM UTC

   #27
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I'm losing some.
   
   The thing is I honestly don't think that's the main issue, but it is great being skinny, so I have cut out carbs, am limiting meals and portion sizes, and have started exercising again.

   
   its not.
   
   its your bank account thats the issue. when you have the money they flock to you.
   
   
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   • cigreting
8. 2020-02-14 at 10:22 AM UTC

   #28
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   becuz you gottu smeller ass
   
   
9. 2020-02-14 at 3:10 PM UTC

   #29
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Yeah but how?

   
   Yeah it's hard to track one down without being labeled a chaser
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10. 2020-02-14 at 4:13 PM UTC

    #30
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Yeah it's hard to track one down without being labeled a chaser

    
    If you’re trying to “track one down”, then you are a chaser. That’s the definition lol
11. 2020-02-14 at 4:15 PM UTC

    #31
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hmmm. In order to chase something though, doesn't it need to be trying to get away from you?
    
    If a girl doesn't know you're "tracking her down" then you're technically not chasing her.
12. 2020-02-14 at 4:45 PM UTC

    #32
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fox If you’re trying to “track one down”, then you are a chaser. That’s the definition lol

    
    Yeah it's a real quandary. Too many hungry BISEXUALS out there that just want to suck a dick and don't value them as real women ruined the game for nice upstanding guys like me and soy that just want to cuddle and treat them like proper ladies
13. 2020-02-14 at 11:24 PM UTC

    #33
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by A College Professor becuz you gottu smeller ass
    
    

    
    Yeah whatever he does he better mske sure to git 1 thets pro a taken it upon the ass!
    
    But then i back door man
14. 2020-02-14 at 11:26 PM UTC

    #34
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Yeah it's a real quandary. Too many hungry BISEXUALS out there that just want to suck a dick and don't value them as real women ruined the game for nice upstanding guys like me and soy that just want to cuddle and treat them like proper ladies

    
    This is true i get accused all the time that i just want a big ass to use but i also like cuddling after i use it like a real pro
15. 2020-02-15 at 12:20 AM UTC

    #35
    

    cigreting Dark Matter
    Treat em like shit, used to work for me all the time
16. 2020-02-18 at 11 PM UTC

    #36
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    I found a lot of the people on match.com were just there for male attention, and had no intention of meeting up.
    
    Been fucking hookers lately. Feel depressed.
    
    Might try more IRL things.
17. 2020-02-18 at 11:03 PM UTC

    #37
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by cigreting Treat em like shit, used to work for me all the time

    
    Why did it stop working?
18. 2020-02-18 at 11:21 PM UTC

    #38
    

    cigreting Dark Matter

    Originally posted by mmQ Why did it stop working?

    
    I stopped making women any part of my priorities years ago and focused on making money and retiring early. Its worked out pretty well so far
19. 2020-02-18 at 11:24 PM UTC

    #39
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by cigreting I stopped making women any part of my priorities years ago and focused on making money and retiring early. Its worked out pretty well so far

    
    What do you do with your money anyway?
20. 2020-02-19 at 1:12 AM UTC

    #40
    

    cigreting Dark Matter

    Originally posted by mmQ What do you do with your money anyway?

    
    Buy toys and I invested in rental property a few years ago. That and paid off all my student loans recently cleaned out a chunk of my savings. Trying to build it back up now.