Does anyone actually like Cortana?
2019-12-21 at 1:51 AM UTCAll I remember is that this useless cunt virtual bullshit thing was named after the ship AI in Halo, who was just a rip off of Romy from Gene Rodenberry's Andromeda.
That was fucking hot.
Romy belongs on the bridge deck or whatever - Andromeda was pretty whacked about what was going on. Cortana belongs in the oven.
2019-12-21 at 2:22 AM UTCCortana isn't just a ship AI - she's plugged into the ship for like the first 30 seconds of the first game. The rest of the time she's plugged into your armor as a constant companion throughout the games, dumping exposition and useful information like telling you things like:
"This cave is not a natural formation."
No shit. It's a tunnel. Look at it. Obviously it's not natural. Also, side note, we're on a giant artificially constructed ring world. Nothing is a natural formation. Shut up you stupid purple bitch.
2019-12-21 at 2:23 AM UTCAnyway, the point I'm trying to make is that she makes sense as a personal virtual assistant. That was kind of her role in Halo.
2019-12-21 at 2:25 AM UTC
2019-12-21 at 2:28 AM UTCIt's not her, it's me.