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Does anyone actually like Cortana?

  1. #1
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Naturally Camouflaged [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    All I remember is that this useless cunt virtual bullshit thing was named after the ship AI in Halo, who was just a rip off of Romy from Gene Rodenberry's Andromeda.

    That was fucking hot.



    Romy belongs on the bridge deck or whatever - Andromeda was pretty whacked about what was going on. Cortana belongs in the oven.
  2. #2
    HTS highlight reel
    Cortana isn't just a ship AI - she's plugged into the ship for like the first 30 seconds of the first game. The rest of the time she's plugged into your armor as a constant companion throughout the games, dumping exposition and useful information like telling you things like:



    "This cave is not a natural formation."

    No shit. It's a tunnel. Look at it. Obviously it's not natural. Also, side note, we're on a giant artificially constructed ring world. Nothing is a natural formation. Shut up you stupid purple bitch.
  3. #3
    HTS highlight reel
    Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is that she makes sense as a personal virtual assistant. That was kind of her role in Halo.
  4. #4
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Naturally Camouflaged [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by HTS Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is that she makes sense as a personal virtual assistant. That was kind of her role in Halo.

    So she's a shit version of a Palm Pilot?

    I'd rather be getting blowjobs from Romy.
  5. #5
    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    It's not her, it's me.
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