Does anyone actually like Cortana?

1. 2019-12-21 at 1:51 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   All I remember is that this useless cunt virtual bullshit thing was named after the ship AI in Halo, who was just a rip off of Romy from Gene Rodenberry's Andromeda.
   
   That was fucking hot.
   
   
   
   Romy belongs on the bridge deck or whatever - Andromeda was pretty whacked about what was going on. Cortana belongs in the oven.
2. 2019-12-21 at 2:22 AM UTC

   #2
   

   HTS highlight reel
   Cortana isn't just a ship AI - she's plugged into the ship for like the first 30 seconds of the first game. The rest of the time she's plugged into your armor as a constant companion throughout the games, dumping exposition and useful information like telling you things like:
   
   
   
   "This cave is not a natural formation."
   
   No shit. It's a tunnel. Look at it. Obviously it's not natural. Also, side note, we're on a giant artificially constructed ring world. Nothing is a natural formation. Shut up you stupid purple bitch.
3. 2019-12-21 at 2:23 AM UTC

   #3
   

   HTS highlight reel
   Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is that she makes sense as a personal virtual assistant. That was kind of her role in Halo.
4. 2019-12-21 at 2:25 AM UTC

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   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

   Originally posted by HTS Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is that she makes sense as a personal virtual assistant. That was kind of her role in Halo.

   
   So she's a shit version of a Palm Pilot?
   
   I'd rather be getting blowjobs from Romy.
5. 2019-12-21 at 2:28 AM UTC

   #5
   

   Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
   It's not her, it's me.