How can you befriend someone you don't know?

1. 2016-01-12 at 5:03 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I've come to realize on my own that being friends with or knowing the right people can get you far...how can you befriend people you don't know? Or at least get them to be cool enough with you to help you out?
2. 2016-01-12 at 5:13 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Suck their dick/ eat her ass out Offer to hook them up with grade AAA+++ platinum chemdawg import 99.9% north Korean "H Bomb" brand CRANKAMPHETAMINE hydrochloride super ice