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Opening a jar

  1. #1
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Would it be a bad idea to market an idea that makes it easier to open a jar?
  2. #2
    Technologist motherfucker
    Not sure if it’s a good idea. There are a lot of different gadgets to help with opening a jar already.
  3. #3
    Yes because now what good am I to all those weak cuties and sexy old ladies that need help opening jars?

    Originally posted by Technologist Not sure if it’s a good idea. There are a lot of different gadgets to help with opening a jar already.

    LIKE A GOOD LOOKING YOUNG MAN
  4. #4
    Technologist motherfucker
    Yous so sweet Scron💚
  5. #5
    My mother taught me well.. fastest way to a womans heart is through their stuck lids on jars
  6. #6
    Technologist motherfucker
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood My mother taught me well.. fastest way to a womans heart is through their stuck lids on jars

    Lol😂
  7. #7
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    With women, the strength is in their legs.
  8. #8
    mmQ victim of incest
    Nah make a better can opener or invent something that can help pry the rest of the lid off of a can when the can opener doesnt get it all the way.

    When there are two little sections still attached and I have to use my fingers it's like a game of Operation trying to delicately pry the lid open without slicing the shit out of my finger on that sharp ass edge.
  9. #9
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Or have a container guillotine that cuts the head off any bottle, can or box.
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