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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I ain't telling shit
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I already know far too much
  3. What is the color of night?
  4. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    What is the color of right?
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Plurple
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I just noticed that there are actually two injun gambling establishments down the road from my house and I don't know what to do with this information. I don't gamble anymore but I do degenerate things. I want to start a back room where you don't gamble but maybe do other illegal things like copyright infringement or fraud. I always get along with natives very well and they all call me by the same nickname, even if they don't know each other (big chief boss dick)
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Do NOT start trouble with the natives but yes if come to them with literally any alcoholic offering and an idea of making money and/or fucking others over I guarantee they will be on board and support you.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    My boss went up into lAke of the woods area in canada and ventured off onto some native land where they literally set up their own makeshift barrier when he was trying to leave and charged him a bunch of money otherwise they'd rape his wife.
  9. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Gotta pay the Red Man Tax (RMT).
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It was wild wild west shit. House rules. That's how they roll.

    They didnt actually say the rape part I made that up but I bet they would've done it.
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    The area I live in actually makes no sense. I started to describe it but it was weird and probably boring to read at the same time. Basically there's a really long country road full of hard working black folks, and a mix of working class and upper class targeted businesses as well as working class and upper class folks. There are basically all three classes living on and around the same road. Usually being around rich non-damaged white people makes me nervous but these folks seem more down to each and amenable to my polite and guarded personality
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo The area I live in actually makes no sense. I started to describe it but it was weird and probably boring to read at the same time. Basically there's a really long country road full of hard working black folks, and a mix of working class and upper class targeted businesses as well as working class and upper class folks. There are basically all three classes living on and around the same road. Usually being around rich non-damaged white people makes me nervous but these folks seem more down to each and amenable to my polite and guarded personality

    You should set up a barrier at the ends of your road and try to charge them fees for leaving their own place.
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  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ You should set up a barrier at the ends of your road and try to charge them fees for leaving their own place.

    That's actually what people say used to happen on the long country road of hard working black folks that is also kinda notorious for crack dealing, which is strange because, like I said it's a long country road of nice houses inhabited by black people. There are kinda some sticky spots where that could conceivably happen but I can't imagine that happening to random people, more likely white people who came to buy crack and tensions arose. The community also has a pretty funny name that doesn't sound real, kinda like a word that isn't a real word but sounds like it. People basically say "they" used to charge people to leave every black community around here so it's probably the type of thing that kind of happened once then got exaggerated about for decades
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I wanna be my own THEY.

    THE WREN COMMUNITY. I'm gonna sit at the entryway/exit of my apt building and hold the door shut unless pay people pay me 10 dollars. Crackheads and people of color get in for free.
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  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    did I ever tell you I know a girl whose middle name is Wren? Can she hang out in the foy yay?
  16. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Mmmmq an anti textsocial nigga
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ORACLE Mmmmq an anti textsocial nigga

    I know. Sorry. It's part of my illness. I just dont really care anymore. Gnight.
  18. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ I know. Sorry. It's part of my illness. I just dont really care anymore. Gnight.

    No it isn't asshole. Your illness is being a snooty peepee breath.
  19. Originally posted by Sudo did I ever tell you I know a girl whose middle name is Wren? Can she hang out in the foy yay?

    Wren lezar
  20. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Had a good day 2day. Flushed like .3 meth down the toilet earlier but I be enjoying the night (only saying that from the high)

    WHAT???

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