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hey i was talking to cage and its a really good point

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    CHAPTER 1;
    If gasoline is such a precious rare mineral, then why is it like literally cheaper than a gallon of goat's milk? I mean that doesn't even make much sense.

    And most people that own automobiles use tens of thousand's of gallons of gasoline and other petroleum products over their lifetime, yet they say it's made out of dinosaurs. I'm pretty sure there weren't that many dinosaurs, literally that would take up like an entire warehouse just of dead dinosaurs for every man woman and child on the planet but yet it keeps pumping. Also, have you heard of the gas station SINCLAIR? It's logo is a dinosaur but they aren't that popular a lot of them have closed which i think is symbology of how oil isn't really from dinosaurs.

    OPEC keeps trying to fuck with me for saying this shit but Big Daddy Murica keeps the oil coming. In the future there will be three factions: the rooty, the tooty, and the frooty. Which side will you choose?

    Besides if it's from dinosaurs then why don't we find more dinosaur skelentons? And when we do find dinosaur bones why aren't they oily? Heres the devestation unleashed on our planet just for dinosaur bone exploration

    it's called a strip search and NO it wasn't like that when we got there
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    CHAPTER 2
    The leader of the ROOTY
    His name is a portmanteu of clit and nit because hes a nitwit and everyone refers to him as CLIT EASTWOOD behind closed doors not that i know what that word means. Basically CLIT is in charge of the world's energy, his scientists invented fracking and plenty of other technologies now he looks like this because he got stressed out from keeping America's lights on( clit is happy ).

    He is about to retire which is a big controversy because the darklord doesn't let anyone retire , he just kills them if they insist on retiring but Clit say's hes going to retire without getting killed like the darklord does to everyone else.

    Clit balances the world's energy systems and oil production, he has advanced weather control capabilities so he can manipulate the wind and solar irradiation available "at the surface" which is where us lowly types live. Clit and the other powerbrokers live in secret tunnels where he has a bunch of important red telephones that are hotlines to his gremlins that work at the oil companies and powergrid.

    The most important thing to remember is nothing is as they make it seem, basically when there is a disaster it's because Clit is playing chess or punishing one of his gremlins.

    He walks around with a catheter and a .44 magnum just waiting for someone to piss him off so he can blow them away.
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    ch3 reserved for later
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    ch4 reserved for later
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    finale reserved for later
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    toz African Astronaut
    They knew how to frack in the 1800s.

    they talked about fracking the Bakken Shale back in the 1950s in Montana and Western ND

    fun fact: Clint Eastwood is from Oakland California and grew up here as well. You're dissing a local legend you piece of shit. Who's from Wichita? Jack White and Joe "life's been good to me so far" Walsh?

    The Bad Lands in South Dakota should remain left natural and not allow a bunch of fucking archaeologist rape it down to it's core like that.
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    don't talk about Clit like that you nincompoop i should slap you
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    You get a C for effort.
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    you just looked at the pictures while smelling your finger, that's not the proper way to peer-review my material
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by A College Professor you just looked at the pictures while smelling your finger, that's not the proper way to peer-review my material

    gollum is very critical of others writings because he's jelly
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    the fact that people in the US insist on calling it by a brand name says a lot about the collective psyche
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by aldra the fact that people in the US insist on calling it by a brand name says a lot about the collective psyche

    i've never once heard it called by a brand name.. I think that might just be a vocal minority to be honest.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    gasoline is a brand name
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by aldra gasoline is a brand name

    oh didn't know that thought you were talking about something else.. I guess you learn something new ever day..

    but yeah anyways college professor and cage have a point

    im trying to find online where its a brand name but all I am getting is definitions

    gas·o·line
    /ˌɡasəˈlēn/
    noun

    1.
    refined petroleum used as fuel for internal combustion engines.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    it's in wiki but it's pretty vague. I remember hearing about it a long time ago but who knows if it was totally accurate, maybe I'm wrong
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    so is kleenex and bandaid


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    Yeah, kleenex and bandaid are used to refer to any tissue or bandage

    Same with lysol to a lesser extent
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by aldra it's in wiki but it's pretty vague. I remember hearing about it a long time ago but who knows if it was totally accurate, maybe I'm wrong

    yeah idk most people just call it gas, which it is.
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    Fonaplats Dallas [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Very interesting. ..
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    toz African Astronaut
    you guys ever find those pop-rock knockoffs. so lame. hardly any fiz or popping. Japanese or Korean brand I think.

    plus the flavour was weird. No offense to Asians with KNockoffs but that was a big fucking fail
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