THIS JUST IN... Lanny Fears He May Be A Remorseless Drunkard

1. 2016-07-31 at 6:59 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   You heard it here first, folks.
2. 2016-07-31 at 7:15 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   If he is remorseless about it why would he fear it?
3. 2016-07-31 at 7:37 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   It seems like an incredible contradiction, doesn't it?
4. 2016-07-31 at 11:57 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Good to know, thanks so much I will call everyone I know and inform them of this profound discovery sure to change the way humanity perceives space and time as we know it forever and ever amen.
5. 2016-08-01 at 12:57 AM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Good to know, thanks so much I will call everyone I know and inform them of this profound discovery sure to change the way humanity perceives space and time as we know it forever and ever amen.

   
   Can't you see I'm doing Nigga News? This is a breaking story!
6. 2016-08-01 at 2:55 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   My hero!
7. 2016-08-01 at 3:17 AM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Truth be told, Lanny's drinking problem has gotten him into hot water more than once. Did you know that zok permanently banned Lanny from Zoklet because of it?
8. 2016-08-01 at 3:37 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Truth be told, Lanny's drinking problem has gotten him into hot water more than once. Did you know that zok permanently banned Lanny from Zoklet because of it?

   was it because he was extremely upset lanny actually wasn't a girl?
9. 2016-08-01 at 4:11 AM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   was it because he was extremely upset lanny actually wasn't a girl?

   
   Zok didn't mind that. Actually, zok was a little queer himself, unbeknownst to the majority of the community. No, it's just that Lanny started to turn into a kind of a monster whenever he came on tanked, and zok was always this kind of stick-up-your-ass kinda of guy, so he never really appreciated a good drunkard having any real power.
10. 2016-08-01 at 4:20 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    AHH FUCK YOU FUCKTROLL. TUATSBRIGHT. BAN ME FAGGOTS IM DRUMFFF!! IM DRUNPFFF!!!