So, uhhh, I thought this was a Japan release only but it seems to have reached my backyard because I just saw a pair of my neighbors trying to catch some.
It's stupid. Everything about it is shit, the servers are slow as fuck, catching pokemon and upgrading them is retarded, you need a top of the line phone or it crashes constantly, pokestops are at the dumbest places and always next to a road.
The only thing fun is when my friend drives around and I have the app running on the phone and try to hit every poke stop we can, usually get a few hundred pokeballs but you have to constantly stop in the middle of the road and fuck with traffic, drive on sidewalks and trespass.
We tried going to this one pokestop but some car was parked there taking it up because he was playing it too, this was in front of a grocery store so my friend just pulled behind him almost touched his bumper and blocked traffic making a huge scene until he moved.
Currently, it's an incredibly stupid game dynamic and I very much doubt I would want to speak to the vast majority of people that play it (It's very popular, drawing in the commoners is almost always a bad sign of at least some crucial aspect.). And I saw that with Pokemon Silver/Gold possibly having been the greatest experience of my life.
If they continually added elements until it was very similar to the traditional Pokemon game style, then...no, fuck it, I don't want to go outside to catch Pokemon and have to deal with people IRL.
But if they day ever comes, imagine there's a player known for dressing like Ash and having a powerful Pikachu. Then one day he's lead into a trap, or followed and cornered by a duo donning glorious Team Rocket cosplay who play this, live:
I live in the bad part of town so you get a lot of run down abandoned buildings as pokestops. Downtown its all art installations close to the road, community centers and landmarks.
My internet skills suck ass right now but check out Michael "Venom" Page vs Cyborg Santos. The first dude crushed, like seriously fucking... flying knee'd him in the face with his skinny ass spider nigger legs and devastated the other dude's forehead.
Then he dressed up like Ash and celebrated like him with the peace sign. I think he even rolled a Pokeball at Santos. Shiiiaaaat....
Have you ever hit someone on the forehead? It usually doesn't go that well for the body part that hits the skull because that thing is a fortress to protect your brain. This is not an injury a human should be able to deliver bare-kneed(?). Goddammit.
Ah, RisiR, that reminds of a post I may have some time ago. Implants for MMA. Fore example, cushioning the chin, the head or at least certain parts of it, adding or possibly replacing parts of the bone with plates over knees, elbows, the knuckles and segment of finger below them until the joint.
It makes me wonder if they test for this and if you could get away with it. For example, with cushioning, we have materials whose force absorption properties are strong enough, although this may require some replacement, that superficial aesthetics wouldn't seem odd. All sorts of faces in the world, just look at "Bigfoot" Silva (He has gigantism from a pituitary tumor). But, about the gel, x-rays are the main thing you'd need to worry about, and it's possible it could bear enough resemblance to human tissues to be overlooked. Not familiar enough with x-rays.
It's just so obvious, in a way, and with medical tourism, the option of anonymity, the costs would easily be affordable. The advantage would be enormous. Main thing to be careful with is which parts you hit and with what force. Notice too many fractures or breaks and someone may suspect something. Of course KOs are to the head, just don't kill them, and if you add the benefits of something like phenibut, which makes me hyper-aggressive and can eliminate the fear response, you'd need to be even more careful.
It depends where you fight. In Japan or Russia, nobody gives a shit but I haven't heard of such implants ever so I doubt it's possible or worth it. Someone would have tried it already.
The UFC brought in USADA to clean up the sport and now everybody gets popped. No chance of having Pheni in your blood within 4 months before a fight or they will find it. Random testing + pre- and post fight samples.
It's crazy how some fighters changed since they aren't juicing anymore.
Yesterday driving around with my comrades there was a pokestop with the saddest looking group of fat autistic man children all on their phones. (There were even fat girls)
My friend was like "that's a pokestop, they are all playing pokemon"
I'm like "Nigga slow your mothafuckin roll", rolled down my window and yelled "TEAM ROCKET BITCHES!! PROTECT YA NECK IM COMING BACK STRAPPED!!" and did a hand motion like I'm shooting out the window.
One of these days when I'm really desperate I'm gonna stake out these locations and straight up rob people at knifepoint for their smartphones, they all had Galaxy Samsung phones, at least $1000 in electronics just sitting there with only some manchilds fat fingers between us.
I'm like "Nigga slow your mothafuckin roll", rolled down my window and yelled "TEAM ROCKET BITCHES!! PROTECT YA NECK IM COMING BACK STRAPPED!!" and did a hand motion like I'm shooting out the window.
One of these days when I'm really desperate I'm gonna stake out these locations and straight up rob people at knifepoint for their smartphones, they all had Galaxy Samsung phones, at least $1000 in electronics just sitting there with only some manchilds fat fingers between us.
You'd be surprised how many of us are carrying since people started getting robbed
