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What's the deal with Unwyred?

  1. 2019-01-14 at 12:54 AM UTC
    #1
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Why does he have his own icon?

    What's he known for?

    Does he still post here?
  2. 2019-01-14 at 12:54 AM UTC
    #2
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
  3. 2019-01-14 at 12:55 AM UTC
    #3
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    who
  4. 2019-01-14 at 1:35 AM UTC
    #4
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You get your own emoji if you throw a box full of live kittens into the woods.
  5. 2019-01-14 at 1:38 AM UTC
    #5
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ You get your own emoji if you throw a box full of live kittens into the woods.

    Is that what he did?

    Also, it sounds like there's some context missing. Was he just trying to set them free? I guess cats are maybe too domesticated to survive long in the wild? Especially if they're still just kittens.
  6. 2019-01-14 at 2:10 AM UTC
    #6
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    He of course claims he was just trying to "set them free" yes. It's very complicated; LOTS of moving parts.

    What he won't tell you is that it was a litter of NEWBORN KITTENS that HAD a mommy and daddy kitty bitty to take care of them, but unwyro, in his CRUEL and HEARTLESS rage, decided HE HAD HAD ENOUGH.

    As the story goes, he literally broke all of the kittens' paws in front of their mom and dad before screaming "SEE?!! SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO?!!!"

    Then he boxxed them up and carried the box a ways into the wooded area nearby his home, and despite the endless and pleading kitty bitty mew mews begging for him not to, he just fucking let out a guttural laugh and SLUNG THEM out; a torrent of fluffballs flailing and crying, some of them smacking into tree trunks or landing in thorn bushes, not that it mattered since they all fucking died within a day or two at best.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. 2019-01-14 at 2:15 AM UTC
    #7
    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Unwyred looked like gay panthrax
  8. 2019-01-14 at 2:47 AM UTC
    #8
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by MuscleStud69 Unwyred looked like gay panthrax

    Quote from a fucking loser. How embarrassing!
  9. 2019-01-14 at 2:47 AM UTC
    #9
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Grylls who

    Mike Jones you dumb bitch.
  10. 2019-01-14 at 3:07 AM UTC
    #10
    Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    Wow

    Please add an unread button
  11. 2019-01-14 at 3:10 AM UTC
    #11
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ He of course claims he was just trying to "set them free" yes. It's very complicated; LOTS of moving parts.

    What he won't tell you is that it was a litter of NEWBORN KITTENS that HAD a mommy and daddy kitty bitty to take care of them, but unwyro, in his CRUEL and HEARTLESS rage, decided HE HAD HAD ENOUGH.

    As the story goes, he literally broke all of the kittens' paws in front of their mom and dad before screaming "SEE?!! SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO?!!!"

    Then he boxxed them up and carried the box a ways into the wooded area nearby his home, and despite the endless and pleading kitty bitty mew mews begging for him not to, he just fucking let out a guttural laugh and SLUNG THEM out; a torrent of fluffballs flailing and crying, some of them smacking into tree trunks or landing in thorn bushes, not that it mattered since they all fucking died within a day or two at best.

    Damn, that's pretty sad. :(
  12. 2019-01-14 at 3:11 AM UTC
    #12
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    And he use to be a cop.
    A COP!
  13. 2019-01-14 at 4:02 AM UTC
    #13
    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grimace Quote from a fucking loser. How embarrassing!

    Shut up faggot.
  14. 2019-01-14 at 4:08 AM UTC
    #14
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    all I really remember about him aside from the cop thing was cheating on his fiance a bunch of times and acting like a victim when she found out
  15. 2019-01-14 at 4:09 AM UTC
    #15
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    the image is a carryover from zoklet where he was a mod, and considering how narcissistic he was I can only assume he created and uploaded the emote there himself
  16. 2019-01-14 at 4:13 AM UTC
    #16
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    He's a flaming homosexual
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