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  1. 2018-12-14 at 6:14 AM UTC
    #1
    D4NG0 motherfucker
    She said yes o.O

    now wat
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. 2018-12-14 at 6:46 AM UTC
    #2
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Congratulations, you're still going to die but it might not be alone. Make each other feel good, at least while it's still hip to be in love. I hope you don't live long enough to regret this.
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  3. 2018-12-14 at 6:53 AM UTC
    #3
    D4NG0 motherfucker
    Thanks. I honestly wasn't prepared for her to say yes. I mean, I knew she would, but my brain still hasn't grasped what comes next. Getting married was always what other people do.
  4. 2018-12-14 at 7:53 AM UTC
    #4
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    If things change after you get married, you're doing it wrong.
  5. 2018-12-14 at 8:24 AM UTC
    #5
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Congratulations man! I'm happy for you. How'd you pop the question?
  6. 2018-12-14 at 8:30 AM UTC
    #6
    ScarletLetter Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by D4NG0 She said yes o.O

    now wat

    She gets to be miserable and all that vice versa, stuff. To you both, Mozel tov.
  7. 2018-12-14 at 10:53 AM UTC
    #7
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I'm at a wedding
  8. 2018-12-14 at 12:40 PM UTC
    #8
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Congratulations!!!💑
  9. 2018-12-14 at 1:17 PM UTC
    #9
    Ghost Black Hole
    Divorce her and take all her stuff
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  10. 2018-12-15 at 4:56 AM UTC
    #10
    D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by GGG Congratulations man! I'm happy for you. How'd you pop the question?

    Thanks! After a night out we were walking through town looking at Christmas decorations and when we got to a certain...landmark I just asked her. I had been thoughtfully steering the conversation leading up to it, and had a stupid little speech planned out (a short one. Not one of those long, "I knew since the day I met you" cringy bullshit).

    Originally posted by Ghost Divorce her and take all her stuff

    She doesn't have 'stuff'. I'm basically providing for her in exchange for sex, cooking and cleaning, and childcare. Isn't that what marriage is?
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  11. 2018-12-16 at 10:19 AM UTC
    #11
    Pillpopper Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by D4NG0 She said yes o.O

    now wat

    well if yer lucky five to ten years of raw dogging her before you knock that fat ass up
  12. 2018-12-17 at 1:27 AM UTC
    #12
    D4NG0 motherfucker
    We already have a kid.
  13. 2018-12-17 at 2:19 AM UTC
    #13
    Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
    Marriage is the leading cause of divorce!
  14. 2018-12-17 at 3:08 AM UTC
    #14
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by D4NG0 We already have a kid.

    Didn't you say he liked her a lot too?

    Man for real this puts a smile on my face.
  15. 2018-12-19 at 7:29 AM UTC
    #15
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by D4NG0 She doesn't have 'stuff'. I'm basically providing for her in exchange for sex, cooking and cleaning, and childcare. Isn't that what marriage is?

    You're no better than Plato, who conceives romantic love as a means to the soul's gnosis. At least raise the bar for your expectations. Servitude is a minor achievement where marriage is concerned.
  16. 2018-12-19 at 12:30 PM UTC
    #16
    Soyboy III: The Quest for 911 Truth Tuskegee Airman [oppositely expose the hypermetropia]
    Originally posted by D4NG0 She doesn't have 'stuff'. I'm basically providing for her in exchange for sex, cooking and cleaning, and childcare. Isn't that what marriage is?

    And after the divorce you'll just be providing for her, her jedi lawyer, and her pet fuck-nigger.

    Marriage doesn't benefit men in any way whatsoever in the modern legal framework. There is zero upside for you, but lots and lots of downside.
  17. 2018-12-19 at 12:38 PM UTC
    #17
    Loing African Astronaut
    Marriage is for gay, just bounce ur loing

  18. 2018-12-19 at 12:50 PM UTC
    #18
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by aldra I'm at a wedding

    Slam the brides tonsils for me...
  19. 2018-12-20 at 8:26 AM UTC
    #19
    Pillpopper Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by D4NG0 We already have a kid.

    Okay never mind then. Have some more fun and knock her up again I swear the second kid makes her even hornier than the first
  20. 2018-12-21 at 2:06 AM UTC
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    D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by GGG Didn't you say he liked her a lot too?

    Man for real this puts a smile on my face.

    Are you §m£ÂgØL?


    Originally posted by Zanick You're no better than Plato, who conceives romantic love as a means to the soul's gnosis. At least raise the bar for your expectations. Servitude is a minor achievement where marriage is concerned.

    Of course there's more to marriage to that. Hurr-durr. But that's the basic setup, no?

    Originally posted by Pillpopper Okay never mind then. Have some more fun and knock her up again I swear the second kid makes her even hornier than the first

    He's not really hers. I adopted. I guess the 'we' was a bit misleading.
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