2018-11-11 at 6:45 PM UTC
I just realized that although I did not have a mirror handy, I was able to both taste AND smell things shortly after he reapplied my nasal cavity. Also, I am convinced that one time he forgot to reattach my nose and I have had no significant health effects since.
WAKE UP PEOPLE
I was going to go with "mill vanilli is a fraud" but that's actually much less obvious than Qanon
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2018-11-15 at 5:08 AM UTC
put prune juice in his soda.. he will have the wet craps for days.
2018-11-15 at 5:10 AM UTC
Did you grandpa ever play the funny squiggly catching mouth game with you in his basement?
2018-11-15 at 5:12 AM UTC
Nah for real my grandpa did a thing where he told me a story about a troll under the bridge-- maybe BILLY GOATS GRUFF comes to mine. But he's like run his fingers up my back and then scratch my shoulder at the troll part. Not in a gay way.
2018-11-15 at 5:19 AM UTC
If you're gonna quote me and say lol can you please just thank my post? Thanks.