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MY UNCLE "HAVING MY NOSE" WAS A FRAUD THE ENTIRE TIME

  1. Sudo African Astronaut
    I just realized that although I did not have a mirror handy, I was able to both taste AND smell things shortly after he reapplied my nasal cavity. Also, I am convinced that one time he forgot to reattach my nose and I have had no significant health effects since.

    WAKE UP PEOPLE

    I was going to go with "mill vanilli is a fraud" but that's actually much less obvious than Qanon
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. totse3.com Space Nigga
    put prune juice in his soda.. he will have the wet craps for days.
  3. mmQ motherfucker
    Did you grandpa ever play the funny squiggly catching mouth game with you in his basement?
  4. mmQ motherfucker
    Nah for real my grandpa did a thing where he told me a story about a troll under the bridge-- maybe BILLY GOATS GRUFF comes to mine. But he's like run his fingers up my back and then scratch my shoulder at the troll part. Not in a gay way.
  5. totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by mmQ Did you grandpa ever play the funny squiggly catching mouth game with you in his basement?

    lol wtf
  6. mmQ motherfucker
    If you're gonna quote me and say lol can you please just thank my post? Thanks.
  7. totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by mmQ If you're gonna quote me and say lol can you please just thank my post? Thanks.

    lol naw!

  8. Sudo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ If you're gonna quote me and say lol can you please just thank my post? Thanks.

    if you're going to say "thanks" why don't you just thank him? You're welcome
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