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1. 2018-08-25 at 5:53 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   yEAH BoY you already know what it is. The return of the Mack is impending ( not that wese know what that word means ).
   
   Long story short: theres about to be the old New Sheriff in town again. Things are going to be changing, for some of you it will be for the better but others will have to straighten up or GTFO.
   
   The 1-800-HELPMEL-ANNY SUICIDAL HOTLINE BLING WILL BE CLOSED EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY. PS: Fiona Appleplatts is already among us and not who you expected at all. MMMM yes this should be quite juicy. More McCarthyism to come, Lil Sporty!?!?
2. 2018-08-25 at 5:58 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Knock knock
   
   Who’s there?
   
   Filonaplatts
   
   Filona who?
   
   Filona these nuts!
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • A College Professor
3. 2018-08-25 at 6:54 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

   Originally posted by ohfralala Knock knock
   
   Who’s there?
   
   Filonaplatts
   
   Filona who?
   
   Filona these nuts!

   
   I just recieved a memo from Filonapratts and he says he wants to share his secretions with the entire userbase here, and his first executive action is going to be greasing up Lil Sportys "pudgy kuwaii body" and then locating, pinching, and journalling the location of her lymphnodes.
4. 2018-08-25 at 7:16 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • A College Professor