God Bless John McClane

1. 2018-08-24 at 4:54 PM UTC

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   Lord, hold your child safely within your loving ductwork.
   
   Protagonist John McClane has elected to find out what being a TV dinner feels like.
   
   God Bless him.♡
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Lanny, 
   • Cootehill, 
   • The Self Taught Man
2. 2018-08-24 at 4:56 PM UTC

   #2
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Yippee-Ki-Yay motherfucker
   
   
3. 2018-08-24 at 8:08 PM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage
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   I think McClane was just holding on until he knew Hans Gruber's time of reckoning was nigh
   
4. 2018-08-24 at 8:56 PM UTC

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   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
   
   
   I dunno.