Everytime your GF isn't with you, just assume she's fucking all other guys

1. 2018-01-30 at 1:43 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   then you won't be disappointed when you find out she's only fucking all but one other guys
   
   you'll also feel less bad about cheating on her, since in your mind she's cheating on you anyway
   
   ALL MEN ARE FUCKING YOUR GF
2. 2018-01-30 at 2:06 AM UTC

   #2
   RestStop Space Nigga
   Even my dead grand father? I knew amber was into some kinky shit but DAMN.