I just had the worst lucid nightmare of my life thanks to my neighbor.

1. 2018-01-20 at 2:13 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Last night I had the air conditioner on but then realized I was getting too cold. So I turned them off and just opened the window to let the breeze in.
   
   Then I went to sleep.
   
   Then I was woken up at fucking 7 AM by the fucking neighbor mowing his lawn. FUCKING LOUD AND AGGRAVATING AS FUCK. WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT SHIT AT 7 AM ON A WEEKEND?!?!?! So I slammed the window shut in a rage.
   
   Now we all know what heat does to the body during sleep. Makes it uncomfortable, which causes nightmares. I had the most schizoid, fucked up nightmare of my life. It was lucid though. First I got up out of my bed and and my mind was racing like crazy. I was freaking out so bad I had to go hug my mommy. But when I went into her room she didn't give a fuck about me (of course -- I had forgotten about that in my dream like state) and told me to go away. A demon resembling my father dragged me away instead and started hitting me. It was fucked.
2. 2018-01-20 at 3:26 AM UTC

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   Originally posted by Enter A demon resembling my father dragged me away instead and started hitting me. It was fucked.

   
   I interpret dreams for a living and you probably don't want to know what this means.
3. 2018-01-20 at 3:28 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Does it mean he wants to fuck his mom?
   
   :freud:
4. 2018-01-20 at 3:29 AM UTC

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   Originally posted by Fox Paws Does it mean he wants to fuck his mom?
   
   :freud:

   
   That, and his father probably did a rape on him as a boy.
5. 2018-01-20 at 3:32 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Literally was my 2nd guess.
   
   Man psychoanalysis is fucking easy as hell. I missed my calling
6. 2018-01-20 at 3:32 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Basically everyone wants to fuck their mom and/or has repressed memories of being sexually abused.
   
   Rinse and repeat
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7. 2018-01-20 at 3:33 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   post pics of rape...
8. 2018-01-20 at 3:37 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by HTS I interpret dreams for a living and you probably don't want to know what this means.

   
   Trannies don't have dreams.
9. 2018-01-20 at 3:38 AM UTC

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   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

   Originally posted by HTS I interpret dreams for a living and you probably don't want to know what this means.

   
   Do you really get enough income from that to call it a living?
10. 2018-01-20 at 3:54 AM UTC

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    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Do you really get enough income from that to call it a living?

    
    Yes.
11. 2018-01-20 at 3:58 AM UTC

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    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by HTS Yes.

    
    Then why do you live with your parents?
12. 2018-01-20 at 4 AM UTC

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    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Then why do you live with your parents?

    
    Because it's cheaper than renting from a stranger.
    
    
13. 2018-01-20 at 4:02 AM UTC

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    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Are you and scron still "dating"?
14. 2018-01-20 at 4:27 AM UTC

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    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Are you and scron still "dating"?

    
    We live together. UwU
15. 2018-01-20 at 4:31 AM UTC

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    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    What is UwU?
16. 2018-01-20 at 4:41 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    It’s a gang sign
17. 2018-01-20 at 4:43 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fox Paws It’s a gang sign

    
    
18. 2018-01-20 at 7:11 AM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by HTS

    
    nostalgia ...
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19. 2018-01-20 at 10:20 PM UTC

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    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round