Hypothetically

1. 2020-01-04 at 6:41 PM UTC

   #1
   too.dark.to.see Tuskegee Airman
   If someone said to you:
   
   There are some guys in jail bothering the government. They think that in jail they can act how they want because they are around like minded fellows. We want you to go undercover in a prison for four months. When you're in there just act how we say. Beat one or two of them up. Don't let them think they're free from oppression now they're inside. They are from the Muslim Brotherhood and calling for uprisings and giving sermons about taking the system down.
   
   After this you have to leave your friends and family behind and start afresh. We will give you a fake adjustment disorder and home you wherever you want in accommodation funded by a prisoner advocacy group. You won't have to work again.
   
   Would you do it?
   
   Four months in jail to never work again and to be given free housing.
   
   You will have to give up your friends and family.
   
   You will have a hard time making new friends because not working there is no one to go out for after work beers with.
   
   Would you do it?
2. 2020-01-04 at 6:42 PM UTC

   #2
   too.dark.to.see Tuskegee Airman
   Oh and as a felon you will have issues:
   
   Getting legal guns
   Getting a job
   Approaching police for assistance
3. 2020-01-04 at 6:43 PM UTC

   #3
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   Are you offering me a job as a prison guard
4. 2020-01-04 at 6:44 PM UTC

   #4
   too.dark.to.see Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Are you offering me a job as a prison guard

   
   Prison guards can't mix with the inmates.
5. 2020-01-04 at 6:44 PM UTC

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   larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
   What if I darted you with something extremely lethal in microgram quantities?
6. 2020-01-04 at 6:47 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

   Originally posted by too.dark.to.see Prison guards can't mix with the inmates.

   
   Just pay a prison guard to beat them up
7. 2020-01-04 at 6:48 PM UTC

   #7
   too.dark.to.see Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by larrylegend8383 What if I darted you with something extremely lethal in microgram quantities?

   
   What the fuck that doesn't even make sense.
   
   The hypothetical is:
   
   Would you go to jail for four months to never work again, but give up your friends and family, and have a hard time making new ones as you have limited ways to meet people seeing as you don't work or go to school.
   
   It will also prevent you owning firearms, make it hard for you to get a job due to the background check and cause police to look down at you if you ever try and approach them.
8. 2020-01-04 at 6:48 PM UTC

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   too.dark.to.see Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Just pay a prison guard to beat them up

   
   
   That's not the hypothetical.
9. 2020-01-04 at 6:55 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   Your hypothetical is fucking retarded and makes no sense. Why put an innocent person to beat up some random prisoners when you can just turn off the camera
   
   Why spend all that extra money to do nothing
   
   Why not pay someone that's already a prisoner
   
   MUH SHADOW GOVERNMENT
10. 2020-01-04 at 7:11 PM UTC

    #10
    too.dark.to.see Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Your hypothetical is fucking retarded and makes no sense. Why put an innocent person to beat up some random prisoners when you can just turn off the camera
    
    Why spend all that extra money to do nothing
    
    Why not pay someone that's already a prisoner
    
    MUH SHADOW GOVERNMENT

    
    Okay you're not playing.
    
    The guy is gonna get beat up.
    
    If he accuses the guards of it and the cameras are off, well one plus one = scandal.
    
    Someone who is already a prisoner is likely against the government and not trusted to do it or not speak out.
    
    They want their man to do it.
    
    Holy fuck just stay within the parameters.
    
    There is payment for the service.
11. 2020-01-04 at 8:06 PM UTC

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    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut

    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 What if I darted you with something extremely lethal in microgram quantities?

    
    Ya know, if you thought he was me too, I wouldn't use anything lethal, normally. But something that enters the brain much faster than cocaine that is almost always completely non-harmful, but completely incapacitating.
    
    Pretty easy to extract and synthesize a lot of things with the glassware I've got.
    
    Anyway what the fuck is this thread about? I was thinking about people that go undercover in prisons the other day and how bad it must suck. But, unlike some people, I don't think about prison all that much. This is a bizarre co-ink e dink
12. 2020-01-04 at 8:11 PM UTC

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    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Well it's a good thing you just so happened to see this mix up and could straighten it out for us :)
13. 2020-01-04 at 8:18 PM UTC

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    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut

    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Well it's a good thing you just so happened to see this mix up and could straighten it out for us :)

    
    Insults are fine, but I don't like those kinds of mix ups. I had to search this guys name to find a bunch of people that are e-mad at me thinking he's me. Yall are making me feel tempted to wear a body cam and blog my daily life. That would prove I'm not an alt and that I don't have the time to have alts, much less type up walls of text on things I don't care about. I mean maybe I have the time, but what else could I do with that time?
    
    That's a lot of time to smoke weed and interact with meth heads and freemasons and get up to my usual shenanigans.