2019-06-20 at 5:16 PM UTC
last time i slept. i had built an amusement park from the ground up literally i even built the rides. then i got my staff in place and opened the place up and the first time i got to sleep after opening the place i was woken up to be told that some cars off the tilt-o-whirl had come loose from the carriage and launched off the platform seriously injuring the riders.
folks, my park was in peril from the get-go
2019-06-20 at 5:18 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
You ought to be ashamed of yourself opening an amusement park which you knew was unsafe. I hope you get sued out the wazoo.
2019-06-20 at 5:19 PM UTC
Your dream was the plot for the first level on hitman blood money.
Now you have to sell the property to a bunch of black gangsters so they can use it as a cocaine lab.
2019-06-20 at 8:27 PM UTC
You're not responsible for your dreams or nightmares.