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hey i was talking to cage and its a really good point
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2019-06-15 at 3:57 PM UTCCHAPTER 1;
If gasoline is such a precious rare mineral, then why is it like literally cheaper than a gallon of goat's milk? I mean that doesn't even make much sense.
And most people that own automobiles use tens of thousand's of gallons of gasoline and other petroleum products over their lifetime, yet they say it's made out of dinosaurs. I'm pretty sure there weren't that many dinosaurs, literally that would take up like an entire warehouse just of dead dinosaurs for every man woman and child on the planet but yet it keeps pumping. Also, have you heard of the gas station SINCLAIR? It's logo is a dinosaur but they aren't that popular a lot of them have closed which i think is symbology of how oil isn't really from dinosaurs.
OPEC keeps trying to fuck with me for saying this shit but Big Daddy Murica keeps the oil coming. In the future there will be three factions: the rooty, the tooty, and the frooty. Which side will you choose?
Besides if it's from dinosaurs then why don't we find more dinosaur skelentons? And when we do find dinosaur bones why aren't they oily? Heres the devestation unleashed on our planet just for dinosaur bone exploration
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2019-06-15 at 3:58 PM UTCCHAPTER 2
The leader of the ROOTY
His name is a portmanteu of clit and nit because hes a nitwit and everyone refers to him as CLIT EASTWOOD behind closed doors not that i know what that word means. Basically CLIT is in charge of the world's energy, his scientists invented fracking and plenty of other technologies now he looks like this because he got stressed out from keeping America's lights on
( clit is happy ).
He is about to retire which is a big controversy because the darklord doesn't let anyone retire , he just kills them if they insist on retiring but Clit say's hes going to retire without getting killed like the darklord does to everyone else.
Clit balances the world's energy systems and oil production, he has advanced weather control capabilities so he can manipulate the wind and solar irradiation available "at the surface" which is where us lowly types live. Clit and the other powerbrokers live in secret tunnels where he has a bunch of important red telephones that are hotlines to his gremlins that work at the oil companies and powergrid.
The most important thing to remember is nothing is as they make it seem, basically when there is a disaster it's because Clit is playing chess or punishing one of his gremlins.
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2019-06-15 at 3:58 PM UTCch3 reserved for later
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2019-06-15 at 3:58 PM UTCch4 reserved for later
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2019-06-15 at 3:59 PM UTCfinale reserved for later
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2019-06-15 at 5:12 PM UTCThey knew how to frack in the 1800s.
they talked about fracking the Bakken Shale back in the 1950s in Montana and Western ND
fun fact: Clint Eastwood is from Oakland California and grew up here as well. You're dissing a local legend you piece of shit. Who's from Wichita? Jack White and Joe "life's been good to me so far" Walsh?
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2019-06-15 at 5:25 PM UTCdon't talk about Clit like that you nincompoop i should slap you
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2019-06-15 at 6:21 PM UTCYou get a C for effort.
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2019-06-15 at 6:23 PM UTCyou just looked at the pictures while smelling your finger, that's not the proper way to peer-review my materialThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-18 at 5:51 AM UTC
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2019-06-18 at 6:05 AM UTCthe fact that people in the US insist on calling it by a brand name says a lot about the collective psyche
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2019-06-18 at 8:21 AM UTC
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2019-06-18 at 8:22 AM UTCgasoline is a brand name
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2019-06-18 at 8:56 AM UTC
Originally posted by aldra gasoline is a brand name
oh didn't know that thought you were talking about something else.. I guess you learn something new ever day..
but yeah anyways college professor and cage have a point
im trying to find online where its a brand name but all I am getting is definitions
gas·o·line
/ˌɡasəˈlēn/
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2019-06-18 at 9:46 AM UTCit's in wiki but it's pretty vague. I remember hearing about it a long time ago but who knows if it was totally accurate, maybe I'm wrong
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2019-06-18 at 10:38 AM UTCso is kleenex and bandaid
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2019-06-18 at 10:43 AM UTCYeah, kleenex and bandaid are used to refer to any tissue or bandage
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2019-06-18 at 9:21 PM UTC
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2019-06-18 at 11:04 PM UTCVery interesting. ..
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2019-06-19 at 12:12 AM UTCyou guys ever find those pop-rock knockoffs. so lame. hardly any fiz or popping. Japanese or Korean brand I think.
plus the flavour was weird. No offense to Asians with KNockoffs but that was a big fucking fail
