2019-05-26 at 1:49 AM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Hate to tell you this, but the old merch-under-the-cart trick doesn't work. You will still get charged for shoplifting if LP detects it. As soon as you leave the store with unpaid merchandise, you get arrested and charged. Doesn't matter how you remove the goods from the store. As for it being an "accident", you will simply be told to tell it to the judge. Also, it can be easily proved in court the items were intentionally placed there, since there would most likely still have been lots of room to put the items in the top of the cart, in addition to the method used to obscure the items from view.
2019-05-26 at 2:03 AM UTC
i hope you get raped to death in nigger prison like a faggot bitch that you are
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2019-05-26 at 12:54 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Originally posted by WellHung
It does work, troll. It's worked several times for me and my girlfriend. Come up with a better lie next time.
Hey, what happened to Mr. Nice Guy!
The only reason you got away with it is because LP didn't catch it. As soon as they do, you'll be getting a promise to appear and barred from the store for life.
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2019-05-26 at 6:05 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
I don't steal anymore unless its like a candy bar since you can't get in trouble for that. but 2 thanksgivings ago, the day after i left my gf's place I went to heb (thats a grocery store for ya yanks) and was really fucked up I grabbed the most expensive bottle of wine and a thing of sushi and just walked out, then went to a resteraunt and asked to borrow their cork opener and got krunker
2019-05-26 at 6:19 PM UTC
best way to get high for free.
Go to a grocery store with a pharmacy that sells OTC meds, have a basked and shop like normal, go to the pharmacy and put as much drugs as you can take in under 60 seconds in the basket. Bring a knife with you to cut open the boxes, security wrapper, child proof seals and chug all the pills and cough syrup as fast as possible and wash it down with water, put the basket down and get the fuck out.
Even if security gets you the drugs will already be in your system and they will have to deal with a dude puking and tripping in the holding room. I used to cut open all the pills right in front of other shoppers and chug it in the middle of the aisle and nobody had any idea.
People don't really expect you to be chugging large amounts of cough and cold medicine in the middle of a grocery store so you sort of just blend in with the crowd.
2019-05-26 at 6:35 PM UTC
I've done a lot worse to get high. At least that way I'm not hurting anyone except myself.
2019-05-26 at 6:46 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
my stupid friend thats now dead was an addict of all sorts he would steal poppy seeds from central market and then go to heb or randalls and shoplift whyte grapefruit juice. to the point where heb quit carrying it and central market started putting it behind the counter.
one day I went in to get some poppy seeds at the bulk section (i was going to pay for it and did) and while i was pouring the seeds into a baggy on the scale some bitch came up behind me and said in a mean voice, "where did you get it those" and It distracted me and I dropped the entire container on the ground because she startled me.. like she just walked up on me and I already wasn't feeling good hence getting poppy seeds.
I told her I got them on the shelf... like everything else in the bulk section is, you startled me, whats the deal? and she told me they keep those behind the counter because people abuse them... its like what about all the booze and wine and cigs and trans fat food?
some people are so stupid and bitchy, I told her to go get some more because i'm trying to purchase them and someone else she made clean them up. It was kinda fucked up.
And sure people abuse poppy seeds but its not illegal to purchase so I don't see what putting them behind the counter has to do with it, theres no age restriction. like what are they going to scrutinize you and ask what you're doing with them which frankly of their biz for all they know you could be making poppy seed buns for a Bill Krozbydawg.
