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Today I Stole several items from the grocery store...
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2019-05-25 at 11:55 PM UTCFolks, Here's how you do it. Fill up the underrack on the shopping cart, as much as possible. Then fill up the main portion of the shopping cart with just enough items to obscure the view down to the bottom... When it's your turn to be cashed out, chat up the cashier like crazy... Flatter him or her. Only load the top portion of the cart On the conveyor belt. Keep chatting the cashier... and as soon as they bag the items you paid for... immediately put them back in the cart. then leave. Folks the cool thing about this method is if the cashier happens to notice and catches you...u can act like you forgot and you were too wrapped up in conversation, and then just load them up, and pay for them. It's shoplifting without the risk of being penalized if you get caught.👍❤
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2019-05-25 at 11:59 PM UTCfolks?
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2019-05-26 at 12:01 AM UTCThats why places like walmart check recipts 🖕
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2019-05-26 at 12:01 AM UTCLies. You should be hung for this alone. No hate just sayin Matt. Oh don't be interfering on me and DTE's love okay? okay? i can and will amke you disappear...she can do even WORSE MAN don't facker off with my woman. Our CHILD HAS A DIFFERETN FATHER BUT WE STILL love each toher forever
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2019-05-26 at 12:02 AM UTC
Originally posted by WellHung Folks, Here's how you do it. Fill up the underrack on the shopping cart, as much as possible. Then fill up the main portion of the shopping cart with just enough items to obscure the view down to the bottom… When it's your turn to be cashed out, chat up the cashier like crazy… Flatter him or her. Only load the top portion of the cart On the conveyor belt. Keep chatting the cashier… and as soon as they bag the items you paid for… immediately put them back in the cart. then leave. Folks the cool thing about this method is if the cashier happens to notice and catches you…u can act like you forgot and you were too wrapped up in conversation, and then just load them up, and pay for them. It's shoplifting without the risk of being penalized if you get caught.👍❤
Just fill a cart with food and leave. There's maybe a 5% chance of them coming after you. -
2019-05-26 at 12:04 AM UTCBetter idea: pimp out your shopping cart with spinning wheels, fuzzy dice and KICKER subwoofers that way everyone knows you be pushing REAAAAL WEEIGHT FAMThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-05-26 at 12:04 AM UTC
Originally posted by WellHung Folks, Here's how you do it. Fill up the underrack on the shopping cart, as much as possible. Then fill up the main portion of the shopping cart with just enough items to obscure the view down to the bottom… When it's your turn to be cashed out, chat up the cashier like crazy… Flatter him or her. Only load the top portion of the cart On the conveyor belt. Keep chatting the cashier… and as soon as they bag the items you paid for… immediately put them back in the cart. then leave. Folks the cool thing about this method is if the cashier happens to notice and catches you…u can act like you forgot and you were too wrapped up in conversation, and then just load them up, and pay for them. It's shoplifting without the risk of being penalized if you get caught.👍❤
you prolly stole tampons because you're a pussy bitch -
2019-05-26 at 12:08 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-05-26 at 12:08 AM UTC
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2019-05-26 at 12:12 AM UTC
Originally posted by WellHung Why do u say that? I don't know about that…🤔😕
I've literally watched it go down several times. They aren't supposed to go after you as it is, no matter how expensive the item is, as if they hurt you you can sue the ever loving shit out of them and no lawyer is going to turn down a case like that, so they aren't going to go after someone stealing food.
Add to that, no manager wants to be the one preventing someone who needs food bad enough to steal it from eating.
No cop wants to be the one to throw someone in jail for trying to eat.
No lawyer wants to be the DA to prosecute theft of being able to live
No judge wants to be the one to throw someone in jail for trying to survive. -
2019-05-26 at 12:12 AM UTC
Originally posted by Helladamnleet I've literally watched it go down several times. They aren't supposed to go after you as it is, no matter how expensive the item is, as if they hurt you you can sue the ever loving shit out of them and no lawyer is going to turn down a case like that, so they aren't going to go after someone stealing food.
Add to that, no manager wants to be the one preventing someone who needs food bad enough to steal it from eating.
No cop wants to be the one to throw someone in jail for trying to eat.
No lawyer wants to be the DA to prosecute theft of being able to live
No judge wants to be the one to throw someone in jail for trying to survive.
Bullshit. All they're gonna say is that's what's food stamps are for...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-05-26 at 12:14 AM UTC
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2019-05-26 at 12:15 AM UTC
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2019-05-26 at 12:38 AM UTC
Originally posted by Helladamnleet LMFAO, yeah, okay, whatever you say. Let's see an example of someone who sat jail time for stealing something they needed to survive.
I see your point, bro, I think that could happen ...what you're saying... but I don't think it's guaranteed to happen. Some people don't see the shades of Gray in the world.... its only black or white. -
2019-05-26 at 12:48 AM UTC
Originally posted by WellHung I see your point, bro, I think that could happen …what you're saying… but I don't think it's guaranteed to happen. Some people don't see the shades of Gray in the world…. its only black or white.
No, it's not 100% for sure going to work, but there's quite a lot working in one's favor in terms of criminal retaliation.
Basically, yes, you have a good chance of getting caught, but you have a very low chance of getting in real trouble. -
2019-05-26 at 12:52 AM UTC
Originally posted by Helladamnleet No, it's not 100% for sure going to work, but there's quite a lot working in one's favor in terms of criminal retaliation.
Basically, yes, you have a good chance of getting caught, but you have a very low chance of getting in real trouble.
Especially if I act contrite when I get caught, and tell them that I simply need the food cuz im hungry? -
2019-05-26 at 1:10 AM UTC
Originally posted by WellHung Especially if I act contrite when I get caught, and tell them that I simply need the food cuz im hungry?
This conversation reminds me of when I was younger shoplifting food, and when I eventually did get caught the cop felt bad for me and bought me a pizza and only gave me a warning for the food, and gave me the card for the people I needed to talk to to get food stamps and such. I fucked off pretty quick and haven't been back to that area in about 12 years. -
2019-05-26 at 1:18 AM UTCBill kroxley drove his cadillac to the snake pit and pelted those greasy fucking pig-fuckers right in their cocksuckers. the snake was like eee EEE and ran away quick as hell 🐍
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2019-05-26 at 1:23 AM UTC
Originally posted by A College Professor Bill kroxley drove his cadillac to the snake pit and pelted those greasy fucking pig-fuckers right in their cocksuckers. the snake was like eee EEE and ran away quick as hell 🐍
What the FUCK does that have to do with stealing from grocery stores? There's two threads to spout that obvious fan fiction. -
2019-05-26 at 1:37 AM UTCyou should be shot in the bag of the head for theft.
