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I'm on fucking speed right now and I don't give A FUCK.
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2016-10-15 at 2:35 PM UTCI had to puke in my friends car but we were in traffic so I just opened the door and did it on the road and he got pissed off because he didn't want to drive with me hanging out the car and vomitting.
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2016-10-15 at 3:10 PM UTCHmm, what if you created a business installing puke funnels in cars? You could even use them to piss and shit in emergencies, just imagine it! It would be perfect for taxis and the like.
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2016-10-15 at 3:21 PM UTCI just remembered NASA engineered puke bags for the ISS so if you need to throw up you can do it in a bag.
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2016-10-15 at 4:36 PM UTCdude your head is so fucked
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2016-10-15 at 4:42 PM UTC
dude your head is so fucked
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2016-10-15 at 7:06 PM UTC
I just remembered NASA engineered puke bags for the ISS so if you need to throw up you can do it in a bag.
Imagine if they lied to a new astronaut and told them than in order to prevent the equipment from malfunctioning, dooming them all to a horrific death, they had been designed to be worn around the head, with the smaller inner bag used to contain the vomit and the ziploc zeal to also secure it firmly around the neck, so that when they first try it they just stand there with a bag filling up with vomit that's floating around everywhere. Picture it happening.dude your head is so fucked
me?
Yeah dude, be more specific. That could literally apply to everybody here. -
2016-10-16 at 12:14 AM UTCmalize help i did daded it
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2016-10-16 at 12:55 AM UTC
malize help i did daded it
I like how you wrote Malice, it sounds like Elise in my head when you write it like that. Ha, wouldn't it be weird if Malice were a girl. I'd probably date him uhm her. -
2016-10-16 at 10:11 AM UTCSenpai, please, I cannot handle all these strange new feelings.
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2016-10-16 at 10:54 AM UTCNotice me, senpai! Notice me!
I dunno.
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Jenkem's pretty cool. -
2016-10-17 at 12:41 AM UTCI give a fuck Enter, I do.
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2016-10-17 at 8:50 PM UTCbby meths
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2016-10-21 at 1:29 PM UTCMake Abandoned Niggas comics.
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2016-10-21 at 2:48 PM UTC
Senpai, please, I cannot handle all these strange new feelings.
I like how shy this calculator is, i like a shy kohai.
Also at Enter, i noticed you (n_n") -
2016-10-21 at 3:35 PM UTC
Make Abandoned Niggas comics.
And it can just be about teen black girls getting pregnant and giving their kids up to care/selling them to Sophie -
2016-10-21 at 9:42 PM UTC
And it can just be about teen black girls getting pregnant and giving their kids up to care/selling them to Sophie
For almost immediate molestation. -
2016-10-21 at 9:50 PM UTCWhat do you have against pedos, Spectral? Are you projecting? Did you or someone you know get raped as a child? Your reaction is so visceral.
Besides, Sophie has stated he doesn't enjoy CP where the girl is being hurt or doesn't seem to be enjoying it and that any IRL actions would follow this preference. He's a pedo with a heart of gold.
And I'm pretty sure the bible says somewhere that it's okay to have sex with children. -
2016-10-21 at 9:55 PM UTC
What do you have against pedos, Spectral? Are you projecting? Did you or someone you know get raped as a child? Your reaction is so visceral.
Besides, Sophie has stated he doesn't enjoy CP where the girl is being hurt or doesn't seem to be enjoying it and that any IRL actions would follow this preference. He's a pedo with a heart of gold.
And I'm pretty sure the bible says somewhere that it's okay to have sex with children.
Fuck pedos. If they were drowning in more than five feet of water, I would happily throw them an anchor. -
2016-10-21 at 10:29 PM UTCYea Sophie does seem like an ethical paedo. Whether that makes it ok or not is debatable. I don't really care, he's a sound lad and personally I've never actually seen cp, I even managed to avoid it when avoyel was spamming it, cos it is kinda sick. I like my woman to at least be of drinking age (even tho the legal age here is 16, that is too young cos you see 16 year old girls and could you imagine putting up with that for 5 minutes, let alone long enough to get them to fuck you), I wouldn't go for any chick under 20 these days.
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2016-10-21 at 10:57 PM UTC
What do you have against pedos, Spectral? Are you projecting? Did you or someone you know get raped as a child? Your reaction is so visceral.
He has nothing against anyone, his business is that of lies and deceit. All he does is moral posturing. LOOK AT ME HOW RIGHTEOUS AM I STANDING UP TO THE EVIL EMPIRE(Mods) AND EVIL CHILD ABUSERS!!!(Blanket statement about chronophiles)Besides, Sophie has stated he doesn't enjoy CP where the girl is being hurt or doesn't seem to be enjoying it and that any IRL actions would follow this preference. He's a pedo with a heart of gold.
Lol, heart of black and gold.And I'm pretty sure the bible says somewhere that it's okay to have sex with children.
This is a 110% valid point. Are you going to argue against the authority of GOD HIMSELF, Spectral?
