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i smeel mousepoop

  1. 2018-08-27 at 10:34 AM UTC
    #1
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    so i stripped naked and totally fucking wrecked the place throwing furniture around trying to find the sniveling rat, havent located it yet.
  2. 2018-08-27 at 4:33 PM UTC
    #2
    stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    Lay off the ice bro.
  3. 2018-08-27 at 9:24 PM UTC
    #3
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    tell ICE to lay off of me, I was born here afterall!

    FYI I spotted the fucker, he made himself visible from underneath the coffee table while I was karate chopping it into bits. I locked eyes with little demon and asked: Little Sporty!? and it went *EEEEK* and darted accross the room like a lightning bolt.

    I think it has now gotten into the walls or ceiling somehow
  4. 2018-08-27 at 9:26 PM UTC
    #4
    CoosCoosOnTheLoose Houston
    Molotov cocktails are your only choice
  5. 2018-08-27 at 9:27 PM UTC
    #5
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol why do u have Sincetta pic as ur avatar ? 🙄
  6. 2018-08-27 at 9:27 PM UTC
    #6
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by A College Professor so i stripped naked and totally fucking wrecked the place throwing furniture around trying to find the sniveling rat, havent located it yet.

    enjoy the hanta virus
  7. 2018-08-29 at 12:59 PM UTC
    #7
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    well throwing all the stuff around the other day must have helped, cuz i just put 2 traps out a couple hrs ago and just caught a mouse.

    ps kill traps are the nicest way besides shooting em. it clamped him down sideways just behind the front legs, i looked over after it popped and it grimaced a few times and twitched its tail for a few seconds and that was it.
  8. 2018-08-29 at 2:15 PM UTC
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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    I had one in the spare bathroom toilet. I let him enjoy his swim until he drowned then my s-i-l got him.put and threw him in the woods.
  9. 2018-08-29 at 2:22 PM UTC
    #9
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    if it drown why not flush it. does she like toilet diving?
  10. 2018-08-29 at 2:29 PM UTC
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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    I didn't want it to be revived by the pressure of going through the goose neck.and cling back up and biting me in the derrier when I was p-peeing.
  11. 2018-08-31 at 2:09 AM UTC
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol why do u have Sincetta pic as ur avatar ? 🙄

    i stole the avatar from some1 else ehehehehehehe

    i used it cause the guy looks like a boob and i think hes funny looking. who is sincetta?
  12. 2018-08-31 at 2:16 AM UTC
    #12
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol. A boob, I guess.

    He had a CPL SNs on DH. Jarring was another.
  13. 2018-08-31 at 2:19 AM UTC
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Are u saying that someone from DH named sincetta also had that guy in their avatar?
  14. 2018-08-31 at 2:25 AM UTC
    #14
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol.
    Ya that is what I was trying to communicate.
    Are You saying that the guy in said (yours) avatar isn't Sincetta?
  15. 2018-08-31 at 4:53 AM UTC
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    It's the late George Kuchar

    as far as i know it has nothing to do with sincetta/jarring
  16. 2018-08-31 at 4:58 AM UTC
    #16
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol
  17. 2018-08-31 at 4:59 AM UTC
    #17
    Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    sometimes when i cant find a broom i just roll around on the floor
  18. 2018-08-31 at 5:02 AM UTC
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    funny you say that because i just dropped some butter on the floor and it picked up some lint. so then i was thinking what would happen if i put melted butter over my whole body
  19. 2018-08-31 at 5:06 AM UTC
    #19
    Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    linted toast is an acquired taste like vegemite
  20. 2018-08-31 at 7:49 AM UTC
    #20
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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