2018-06-06 at 5:29 PM UTC
wow...doesn't that hurt? Ouch!
2018-06-06 at 5:34 PM UTC
tee hee hee
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W.T.F.!!!!šØšØšØšØ
2018-06-06 at 5:36 PM UTC
I have gel insoles in my shoes.
2018-06-06 at 5:44 PM UTC
i have an inflatable penis implant.
i disconnected the OEM inflating pump and attached my 80-gallon 175psi compressor to it.
thats why Bill Krozbys asshole looks like a subway tunnel
2018-06-06 at 5:53 PM UTC
More than meets the eye
Transformers
Iām getting a beer bottle opener installed in my penis
2018-06-06 at 5:57 PM UTC
tee hee hee
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U should get a slinky instead: ribbed for her pleasure. š
2018-06-06 at 6:05 PM UTC
You guys gotta check out silicone monster cocks. It's fucking disgusting.