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Just got pulled over by the pigs
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2018-02-19 at 7:35 PM UTCyour swimming shithole pool looks like its full of algae, piss, and mens semen in it you fucking faggot. you'd prolly get a uti if you took a dip in that shit pool
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Originally posted by infinityshock the only thing you know is what nigger nutt batter tastes like pouring down your gullet in torrential quantities, you cock-faced, jizz-encrusted, bottom-fag, handsome and well tanned individual, fag-got.
if you want to see what a bitch looks like…look in the mirror
Dude you live in Florida. why isn't your backyard like at least a quarter acre? Though the wife has the house now, We owned over 22 years 5 differnt homes. One was a Model House for the developer giving us added features. big vaulted ceilings and everything. 2200 sq ft house. (Which in the San Francisco area is a Luxery)
The last hour even had a beautiful con-heart redwood deck 14x20feet with a beautiful lawn and lots of trees and palms I planted with a 150-year-old weeping willow tree (even though the house was only 25 years old) and it was on a quarter acre lot in the suburbs of the bay area. again, a premium.
Your backyard looks like a fucking condo's patio from the 1940s. it looks like something out of Cape Canaveral .. like an old launch pool. fucking rusted out rebar sticking up, for your old crippled ass to trip on, and impale yourself. :P (There's still hope yet)
the place I'm crashing at now has a massive gated courtyard swimming pool (brand new, they replaced the pool from the one built 30 years ago)
and it's a double gated community. I told my O'l lady I'm moving to NYC since it cost the same to live here as there.. but I'll make way more money in Manhattan driving than I will this place. but she doesn't want to move there.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-02-19 at 7:54 PM UTCHire some Mexicans .. they'll do a good job replacing out that sad excuse for a pool (though it looks like it might of been a fish pond)
get a small exercise pool.. that you swim against the current. build up enough strength for you to swim to cuba.. and maybe stay there. like, I dunno.. GitMoThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-02-19 at 8:27 PM UTCJill-the-CTE-cat turned his rundown ce-ment pond into a source of income ( only way he can make a buck ) . He started his own sewer service and undercut the price of a city waste connection. Sewage from every house in the neighborhood drains into his own personal lagoon, a true testament to his forward thinking.
On the rare occasion that bill-the-CTE-cat isn't fagging it up on NIS he likes to wade in his neighbors waste. A favorite thing to do on a cool morning is to go for a dive. He swims down like a duck, and hunting for a treat, he finds a nice juicy sinker-turd and carries it with his teeth like a labrador. Proudly he comes to the surface and paddles ashore to enjoy his treat.
Plus he collects over 200 dollars a month in wastewater fees from his neighbors. For Bill the cat, it's just "how a nigga lives"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-02-19 at 8:33 PM UTC
Originally posted by Totse 2001 Dude you live in Florida. why isn't your backyard like at least a quarter acre? Though the wife has the house now, We owned over 22 years 5 differnt homes. One was a Model House for the developer giving us added features. big vaulted ceilings and everything. 2200 sq ft house. (Which in the San Francisco area is a Luxery)
The last hour even had a beautiful con-heart redwood deck 14x20feet with a beautiful lawn and lots of trees and palms I planted with a 150-year-old weeping willow tree (even though the house was only 25 years old) and it was on a quarter acre lot in the suburbs of the bay area. again, a premium.
Your backyard looks like a fucking condo's patio from the 1940s. it looks like something out of Cape Canaveral .. like an old launch pool. fucking rusted out rebar sticking up, for your old crippled ass to trip on, and impale yourself. :P (There's still hope yet)
the place I'm crashing at now has a massive gated courtyard swimming pool (brand new, they replaced the pool from the one built 30 years ago)
and it's a double gated community. I told my O'l lady I'm moving to NYC since it cost the same to live here as there.. but I'll make way more money in Manhattan driving than I will this place. but she doesn't want to move there.
you can never have enough room in your back yard. no matter how big it is...you always find you need more room for the bodies. -
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