In the forest

1. 2025-02-26 at 5:33 AM UTC

   #61
   

   Semiazas African Astronaut
2. 2025-02-26 at 8:02 AM UTC

   #62
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Landy Pamm This is where Cellar Dweller lifestyle comes into play. you live in a secret safe room in a secret tunnel that goes into a secret room 20 feet under the ground with all of your dried and canned goods, water supply and toiletries, toothpaste and stufffff. you need a good filtration system because you have to vent the house to keep from dying from carbon-monoxide.
   
   you will have to wait it out. wait out the initial zombie effect of people killing and eating one another like the first winter of the Ukrainian war
   
   dear God help us all!

   
   Since you're kind of fat, the cannibal zombies will probably chase you down and eat you rather quickly.
3. 2025-02-26 at 7:05 PM UTC

   #63
   Landy Pamm African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Semiazas

   
   I feel like this was a mockery of Christ lord and savior
   
   maybe you should find a wifey and settle down and stop living with your father
4. 2025-02-26 at 7:06 PM UTC

   #64
   Landy Pamm African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Since you're kind of fat, the cannibal zombies will probably chase you down and eat you rather quickly.

   
   I don't appreciate that
   
   this is why it is important to prep. prep hard.
5. 2025-02-26 at 9:54 PM UTC

   #65
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Landy Pamm I don't appreciate that
   
   this is why it is important to prep. prep hard.

   
   When the zombies come for you, pour water all over your naked body and sprinkle pepper all over it. That should keep them at bay for at least a few minutes.
6. 2025-02-27 at 4:16 AM UTC

   #66
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   who needs electricity to be happy? Most people it turns out...