In the forest

1. 2025-02-25 at 5:31 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Dirtbag I must have had at least 10 units last night and am sipping the beer now. I still feel like I have energy and only came home from my hike because my knees were starting to hurt.

   
   So you are an alcoholic on top of everything else.
2. 2025-02-25 at 8:07 PM UTC

   #22
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   #homesteading
3. 2025-02-25 at 8:54 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Michael.Bauer Houston
   Is like that old saying fuck around and find me inside you
4. 2025-02-25 at 9:51 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Michael.Bauer Is like that old saying fuck around and find me inside you

   
   shut up Bradley
5. 2025-02-26 at 2:09 AM UTC

   #25
   Landy Pamm African Astronaut
   This is where Cellar Dweller lifestyle comes into play. you live in a secret safe room in a secret tunnel that goes into a secret room 20 feet under the ground with all of your dried and canned goods, water supply and toiletries, toothpaste and stufffff. you need a good filtration system because you have to vent the house to keep from dying from carbon-monoxide.
   
   you will have to wait it out. wait out the initial zombie effect of people killing and eating one another like the first winter of the Ukrainian war
   
   dear God help us all!
6. 2025-02-26 at 2:12 AM UTC

   #26
   Landy Pamm African Astronaut
   LOL there is an 80s movie called Cellar Dweller. Demonic creature
   
   free too
   
   
7. 2025-02-26 at 2:47 AM UTC

   #27
   Dirtbag African Astronaut
   I want to live in the woods so I can forget other people exist.
8. 2025-02-26 at 2:49 AM UTC

   #28
   

   Crispy reverse pedophile

   Originally posted by Dirtbag I want to live in the woods so I can forget other people exist.

   Then do that, dont have a house. Buy a tent and camping gear and live in the woods like a normal bum
9. 2025-02-26 at 2:50 AM UTC

   #29
   Dirtbag African Astronaut
   This one would be perfect but it's not isolated enough. I know there's forgotten towns in the woods, ruins mostly but one place might be suitable for shelter.
10. 2025-02-26 at 2:54 AM UTC

    #30
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I think I found the remains of an old wall today.
    
    
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    • Michael.Bauer
11. 2025-02-26 at 3:01 AM UTC

    #31
    

    Michael.Bauer Houston

    Originally posted by Dirtbag I think I found the remains of an old wall today.
    
    

    
    That's a tree branch retard
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    • Crispy
12. 2025-02-26 at 3:06 AM UTC

    #32
    

    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

    Originally posted by Crispy Then do that, dont have a house. Buy a tent and camping gear and live in the woods like a normal bum

    
    Hold on, kafka needs to even do more planning before she follows up with all those other plans.
13. 2025-02-26 at 3:15 AM UTC

    #33
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
14. 2025-02-26 at 3:29 AM UTC

    #34
    Cosmopolitan Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Dirtbag I think I found the remains of an old wall today.
    
    

    
    I see something. Crazy that those woods are probably hundreds of years old.
15. 2025-02-26 at 3:32 AM UTC

    #35
    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    In a non-literal sense I want to bash Kafka and her face falls in with the rage of my voice and blood gushing from her eye sockets while I Gooooooooo all over that
    
    if you know what I mean
16. 2025-02-26 at 3:34 AM UTC

    #36
    Cosmopolitan Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Landy Pamm In a non-literal sense I want to bash Kafka and her face falls in with the rage of my voice and blood gushing from her eye sockets while I Gooooooooo all over that
    
    if you know what I mean

    
    Yeah that's fucked up. You're a sicko.
17. 2025-02-26 at 3:35 AM UTC

    #37
    

    ner vegas Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Landy Pamm In a non-literal sense I want to bash Kafka and her face falls in with the rage of my voice and blood gushing from her eye sockets while I Gooooooooo all over that
    
    if you know what I mean

    
    she's not a boy scout
18. 2025-02-26 at 3:36 AM UTC

    #38
    Dirtbag African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Cosmopolitan I see something. Crazy that those woods are probably hundreds of years old.

    
    The granite rocks are around 65 million years old.
19. 2025-02-26 at 3:39 AM UTC

    #39
    Cosmopolitan Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by ner vegas she's not a boy scout

    
    What was the ideawith the boy scouts dancing naked around the camp fire what was going on there?
20. 2025-02-26 at 3:40 AM UTC

    #40
    Cosmopolitan Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Dirtbag The granite rocks are around 65 million years old.

    
    65 million years is age of the dinosaurs you could find dinosaur bones maybe.