In the forest

1. 2025-02-25 at 12:54 PM UTC

   #1
   Dirtbag African Astronaut
   I found this abandoned house. I'm trying to find one to live in in an emergency because of WW3. This one looks nice. I just got back from a five hour hike and still feel stressed.
   
   
   
   
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2. 2025-02-25 at 1:08 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Michael.Bauer Houston
   Houses will be the worst place to hide you dumb bitch
   
   Men will go from home to home looting. Youhave no weapons or numbers.
   
   You must go in your little one room school house and prepare your mouth, pussy and asshole for the tripleB threat B
3. 2025-02-25 at 1:09 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Michael.Bauer Houston
   Your butthole will be at the mercy of my extra small penis
4. 2025-02-25 at 1:11 PM UTC

   #4
   

   ner vegas Space Nigga
   trap house for dwarves
   
   
   ***wait gnomes
5. 2025-02-25 at 1:20 PM UTC

   #5
   

   Michael.Bauer Houston
   Aldra and I have never had sex no
   
   I don't know why he would imply or suggest that.
   
   But I would, I like guys with small dicks
6. 2025-02-25 at 1:20 PM UTC

   #6
   

   Michael.Bauer Houston
   Oh he edited the post
7. 2025-02-25 at 1:21 PM UTC

   #7
   

   ner vegas Space Nigga
   might be time to turn on the block script again
8. 2025-02-25 at 1:34 PM UTC

   #8
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   Elon Musk will find us there.
9. 2025-02-25 at 1:53 PM UTC

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   Michael.Bauer Houston

   Originally posted by ner vegas might be time to turn on the block script again

   
   That doesn't scare me, jimso'oʻoo
10. 2025-02-25 at 2:13 PM UTC

    #10
    

    Semiazas African Astronaut
11. 2025-02-25 at 2:15 PM UTC

    #11
    

    Michael.Bauer Houston

    Originally posted by Semiazas

    
    No
12. 2025-02-25 at 2:21 PM UTC

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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    5 hr hike, comes home stressed out, wtf mofo
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13. 2025-02-25 at 2:38 PM UTC

    #13
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I've been drinking more lately because of political distress and suspect I've slipped into alcoholism now as I'm waking up with energy instead of a hangover. After awhile alcohol changes your cells so they start using it as energy. I bought beer at the store today instead of Monster.
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14. 2025-02-25 at 2:41 PM UTC

    #14
    

    Michael.Bauer Houston

    Originally posted by Dirtbag I've been drinking more lately because of political distress and suspect I've slipped into alcoholism now as I'm waking up with energy instead of a hangover. After awhile alcohol changes your cells so they start using it as energy. I bought beer at the store today instead of Monster.

    
    You're drinking because you're an alcoholic drug addict not because of political climate
15. 2025-02-25 at 2:42 PM UTC

    #15
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I must have had at least 10 units last night and am sipping the beer now. I still feel like I have energy and only came home from my hike because my knees were starting to hurt.
16. 2025-02-25 at 4:01 PM UTC

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    Michael.Bauer Houston
    Are units the same as shots
17. 2025-02-25 at 4:08 PM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Michael.Bauer Are units the same as shots

    
    I'm actually hoping they weren't army units.
18. 2025-02-25 at 4:29 PM UTC

    #18
    Dirtbag African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Michael.Bauer Are units the same as shots

    
    Idk. All ik is five units is the limit for women before they become paralytic. It takes 15 units for me to hit the floor but not always. My DNA results showed I metabolise drugs at a faster rate. Sometimes it just feels like a mood thing. If I'm in a bad mood when I start drinking no amount will lighten me up.
19. 2025-02-25 at 4:32 PM UTC

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    Semiazas African Astronaut
    It's that commie metric system
20. 2025-02-25 at 5:28 PM UTC

    #20
    

    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    A unit is like a shots worth of 40% whisky/vodka whatever
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